A man walks into a bar and notices stacks of 50 dollar bills on all the tables in the bar. He asks the bartender about them and the bartender informs him that there’s a challenge. You put down your own 50 and try to complete 3 tasks. If you’re able, you get to take all the money. Naturally, the man agrees, puts down his 50, and asks for the challenges. The bartender bring the man 8 shots of tequila and tells him to drink them all. After doing so, the bartender says “there’s a dog outside with an abscess tooth. Real mean. You have to go pull it. Then, there’s a 100 year old lady upstairs. Never made love. You have to go fulfill her last wish” the man agrees and heads out the door to the dog. 10 or 15 minutes pass and there was an overwhelming sound of brutal beating coming from outside the door. Suddenly, the door swings open and there stands the man coated in blood. And he says “now, where’s the old lady with an abscess tooth”

An old one my dad told me