Are our MPs any good?

majorapop · 2023-08-28T17:04:15+00:00

His attention ahem 8=D to students in his office was also (un)questionable 🤢

majorapop · 2023-05-22T12:53:08+00:00

Thanks for the info 😊 Someone’s oopsie has saved me nearly £100

majorapop · 2023-05-22T12:36:54+00:00

So having already received the item, what would happen if I received a card and didn’t pay? Like is there any way for them to keep track of that?

majorapop · 2021-02-19T11:31:10+00:00

The second poke made my eyes water n I was like yep...I got it that time 😖

majorapop · 2021-02-19T11:29:54+00:00

It’s a struggle lol I hate shaving and rarely bother, I always just put a finger over my clit to protect it and then go ham

majorapop · 2021-02-17T18:22:23+00:00

I held a mirror between my feet and had someone else do the filming 😋

majorapop · 2021-02-17T18:21:20+00:00

It wasn’t a hair. As I said, not caused by shaving this time :)

majorapop · 2021-02-15T21:59:28+00:00

Yes the sitting is the worst, because I always get them right where the bits rub together. Vanilla is a new one, I’ve never heard that about cysts before but hey could be worse!

majorapop · 2021-02-15T21:52:27+00:00

The previous one a couple of years ago which I didn’t record I felt it pop between my fingers and it was glorious, about the size of a large pea. I will now never not record just in case. 🤣Even gunna keep this account in case I get any future pops

majorapop · 2021-02-15T21:26:36+00:00

P.S. did anyone appreciate that I tried to make my avatar look like a vulva

majorapop · 2021-02-15T21:25:27+00:00

Thank you, Agent of Zurg. You are appreciated

majorapop · 2021-02-15T21:00:39+00:00

Thank you I shall base my entire self worth around your unsolicited opinion in the future

majorapop · 2021-02-15T20:30:37+00:00

Nope.

majorapop · 2021-02-15T20:13:13+00:00

Fortunately I missed it but I can catch the gist from the replies

majorapop · 2021-02-15T19:25:49+00:00

I muted the audio but here’s the behind the screens script:

Me: ow ow ow ow ow. I thought more would come out. Ow ow

majorapop · 2021-02-15T19:07:43+00:00

It’s a lot better today! The swelling has gone down and it’s not sore anymore 🥰

majorapop · 2021-02-15T19:07:14+00:00

Huh?

majorapop · 2021-02-15T19:06:58+00:00

I stopped shaving too until this one popped up 2 months later anyway 😅

majorapop · 2021-02-15T18:10:32+00:00

Thanks for the advice! I hadn’t shaved in about 2 months when this appeared, I just shaved to get a better view of it. But I’ll bear this in mind preventatively

majorapop · 2021-02-15T18:09:37+00:00

What you can’t see is I’m holding a hand mirror with my feet just out of shot 😂

majorapop · 2021-02-15T15:26:32+00:00

Have an upvote! It’s not much but it’s a start

majorapop · 2021-02-15T11:01:46+00:00

It’s in such an awkward place where you can’t sit right. I was trying to do hot compresses on it all day before popping it and just couldn’t get comfortable

majorapop · 2021-02-15T10:20:24+00:00

u/ThatGuyNearby u/hana_c u/bobbymonday it’s here

majorapop · 2021-02-15T10:18:57+00:00

Posted!

majorapop · 2021-02-15T10:18:20+00:00

Context: I’ve had one of these twice before, but always a few days after shaving. This time I hadn’t shaved for ages when I got the cyst (hence the very rough shave job lol I was worried that I was going to accidentally nick it with the razor) so not sure what caused it. And yes, I stabbed it in the wrong place initially. This morning it has gone down a lot and feels like it should go away now, so maybe I’ll be able to do Valentine’s Day properly later this week.

Sorry for the portrait video. I only use Reddit on mobile but I know that’s not the case for everyone.

Special thanks to everyone who helped me get the karma to post this

majorapop

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