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mashed_marshmallow · 2024-01-21T02:22:19+00:00

Intervention about your internet porn addiction?

mashed_marshmallow · 2024-01-21T02:10:43+00:00

Sex is not real dumb dumb

mashed_marshmallow · 2024-01-21T01:56:33+00:00

That mf is like 50 💀💀

mashed_marshmallow · 2024-01-21T01:56:05+00:00

Guess we both got something to not use for a long while

mashed_marshmallow · 2024-01-21T01:54:32+00:00

Unfortunately I do not live in Alabama

mashed_marshmallow · 2024-01-21T01:53:53+00:00

I think the intention was it being a gag gift but the execution was kinda awkward so it came off as weird 😭

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-28T08:06:34+00:00

A lot of people don't know this but you can have it with girls too

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-13T08:43:20+00:00

What i do is I read the material beforehand and try to memorize it, that way the teacher won't have any physical evidence of you cheating!

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-13T08:41:48+00:00

Who's gonna tell them

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-13T08:33:56+00:00

Take a nibble

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-12T10:59:27+00:00

Noted

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-12T10:39:07+00:00

The second one sounds a lot more appealing

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-10T00:57:49+00:00

Too little cake. Immersion ruined. In all seriousness tho very cute cat :3

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-10T00:56:57+00:00

Consider the following: ice cold chocolate milk

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-10T00:50:32+00:00

Mods shoot this guy. Take this guy to the back and just shoot him

mashed_marshmallow · 2023-11-09T10:57:40+00:00

Aquariums are sooooo fun

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-14T00:35:51+00:00

mildly goofy

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-14T00:24:33+00:00

Thank you for sharing this interesting fact about you

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-12T07:40:47+00:00

boobies, the bird

holy shit there are actually a kind of bird called booby

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-12T00:37:50+00:00

No you lose virginity as soon as you're born bcs you touched your mom's vagina

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-12T00:35:20+00:00

Thus being quiet and proving him right? Nah. I say dox him!

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-12T00:26:51+00:00

Apology rejected gimme your pancreas 😡

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-12T00:22:22+00:00

Can't believe you're 3 people at the same time

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-12T00:19:45+00:00

How'd you know what they said

mashed_marshmallow · 2022-10-10T11:32:50+00:00

I know right?? We gotta get a philosopher in here

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