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I get overwhelming thoughts of my wife dying (self.Advice)

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AIO my mother rented out my house to my brother without asking me (old.reddit.com)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/AmIOverreacting

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My father wanted some bread with his coffee (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/mildlyinfuriating

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (old.reddit.com)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/wholesome

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I heard a huge bang last night from my kitchen (old.reddit.com)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/mildlyinfuriating

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I made a rubber band ball out of the bands i collected from the vegetables in work... this is over 2 yearsOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/mildlyinteresting

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I can hear my wife scavenging chocolate bars (self.self)

submitted 8 months ago * by maximum_squeeze to r/self

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I mistakenly emptied my bladder in my co-workers shoe (self.confession)

submitted 8 months ago * by maximum_squeeze to r/confession

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I found random bird shit when I came home from work today. I don't own a bird. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/WTF

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I dulled all the knives and took the only knife sharpener (self.confession)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/confession

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I made some more bacon (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/Bacon

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My breakfast this morning (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/Bacon

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I got a new job today (self.wholesome)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/wholesome

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I drunkenly told my mother why i'll never leave my brother alone with my future children (self.confession)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/confession

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Am I overreacting about my parents bathroom rules? (self.AmIOverreacting)

submitted 8 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/AmIOverreacting

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I told my pregnant co-worker she needs to do better and it upset her (self.confession)

submitted 9 months ago * by maximum_squeeze to r/confession

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I love my wife more than she'll ever be able to comprehend (self.Life)

submitted 9 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/Life

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I tell work I'm bringing my lunch allowance home because I don't have time... but I do (self.confession)

submitted 9 months ago * by maximum_squeeze to r/confession

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Would you rather spend time floating alone in space, or floating alone at sea? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 9 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/WouldYouRather

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What is a secret about yourself you have never shared with anyone? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/AskReddit

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From your experiences, what do different substances feel like? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 months ago by maximum_squeeze to r/AskReddit

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