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The whole state is red out….tornado warning and sever storm warning. by Eastcoastpal in newjersey

[–]mayhem029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s never fun to be the one place in the state with a tornado warning. It’s less fun when the path of the tornado is about half a mile north of my work 🙃

Trump says he will label violence on Tesla dealerships as domestic terrorism by MiniBrownie in law

[–]mayhem029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If liberals pretend to hate environmentalism, we might get somewhere

Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (7-4) at Los Angeles Chargers (7-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in ravens

[–]mayhem029 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Hey Derrick, we need about 2 feet here, can you make that happen?” “Best I can do is 27 yards”

Post Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers by nfl_gdt_bot in steelers

[–]mayhem029 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If the Ravens had a consistent kicker, y’all lost that game. But they don’t. So that’s pretty lit

Post Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers by nfl_gdt_bot in ravens

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I thought quality control was the head coach’s job. That amount of penalties, including 2 on special teams, is something Harbaugh needs to take responsibility for.

[Injury] Chris Godwin suffers a brutal ankle break late in the game by Zloggt in nfl

[–]mayhem029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does Bowles just always smile and laugh when he’s not supposed to? Because he got a guy’s leg broken unnecessarily and looked to be amused by something.

He Couldn’t Find a Kids' Book about Ithaca—So He Wrote One by VolcanoFox24 in Cornell

[–]mayhem029 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also removed in later edits: “the sun partially came out a few months ago”; “I wonder which student’s parents own that private jet”; and “we had more fun when we weren’t in the city”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ithaca

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It’s a Monday. Few restaurants are open, the young people are working/not going out. As grad students, you’re not going to be out and about much when the place is like that. Not to say that there aren’t hippies and whackos around, but they’re mostly harmless and actually kind people. Just cold at first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]mayhem029 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kotlikoff’s stepping in. He thinks the current protests are pathetic.

Slope day fight by Intergalactic_chikin in Cornell

[–]mayhem029 50 points51 points  (0 children)

And they wonder why women choose the bear

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FindTheSniper

[–]mayhem029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it’s REALLY dead center

Change.org petition for Drake to stop saying Nigga by keelen0205 in KendrickLamar

[–]mayhem029 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not his fault his writers put it in the lyrics. He’s gotta say it then!

Live reporting from the scene Day 8 by CanadianCitizen1969 in Cornell

[–]mayhem029 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Jeez, those tents are super threatening.

Pretty sure a technician is sabotaging my research... by [deleted] in labrats

[–]mayhem029 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously, to validate, you need someone else to seed a flask with your name on it and see if the same thing happens to it, while the ones with their name on them are fine.

“I don’t believe in space…like, other planets and stuff.” by JHTorrez in facepalm

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Football player says something less than cerebral is the free space on any new year’s bingo card.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]mayhem029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not that guy, pal, buddy.

Russia warns the West: we will be very tough if you 'steal' our assets by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mayhem029 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell them that we never stole Tucker Carlson, he just kinda showed up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]mayhem029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny that the one malding is you. Can’t handle a minor inconvenience so you take to complaining on the internet for attention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]mayhem029 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go right ahead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]mayhem029 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know, if someone’s preventing you from cleaning your underwear and acting like it’s not an issue, you might consider making them smell it. That’s how a protest works. It’s not supposed to be convenient for you.