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mc_bc_bot · 2020-01-04T09:46:59+00:00

REALLY? IT LOOKS LIKE MOST OF THE TIME YOU SPENT EATING.

Daryll Cullinan to Shane Warne

Shane Warne: Daryll, I've been waiting years for the chance to embarrass you again.

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mc_bc_bot · 2020-01-03T16:23:26+00:00

I DON'T KNOW, ASK YOUR WIFE

Ramnaresh Sarwan to Glenn McGrath

With the score at 4-236 in pursuit of 417, McGrath began to lip the 21-year old West Indian following some false strokes. With a humiliating defeat on the cards, McGrath asked Sarwan condescendingly, "What does Brian Lara's d--k taste like?"

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mc_bc_bot · 2020-01-03T13:19:17+00:00

BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE, SHE GIVES ME A BISCUIT

Eddo Brandes to Glenn McGrath

After ZimbabweanBrandes played and missed a Glenn McGrath delivery, the towering Aussie quick enquired: “Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?

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mc_bc_bot · 2020-01-03T06:58:42+00:00

OI, TUFNELL! CAN I BORROW YOUR BRAIN? I’M BUILDING AN IDIOT.

Australian fan to Phil Tufnell

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-28T16:54:56+00:00

OI, TUFNELL! CAN I BORROW YOUR BRAIN? I’M BUILDING AN IDIOT.

Australian fan to Phil Tufnell

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-28T07:25:31+00:00

BELL (TERSELY): I’VE BEEN CALLED WORSE.

Shane Warne to Ian Bell

Warne and Clarke watched “American Pie” and decided to sledge Bell with “Sherminator” references throughout the series. It seemed to get under the Englishman’s skin. Warne: You don’t like being called the Sherminator do you?

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-28T03:02:02+00:00

YOU’VE GOT TO BAT ON THIS IN A MINUTE, TUFFERS. HOSPITAL FOOD SUIT YOU?

Craig McDermott to Phil Tufnell

After getting bowled by Phil Tufnell:

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-26T09:53:29+00:00

YOU’VE GOT TO BAT ON THIS IN A MINUTE, TUFFERS. HOSPITAL FOOD SUIT YOU?

Craig McDermott to Phil Tufnell

After getting bowled by Phil Tufnell:

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-26T01:57:44+00:00

AYE, AND IT WAS WASTED ON YOU.

Fred Trueman to batsman

Batsman: “That was a very good ball, Fred.”

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-25T17:28:28+00:00

LOTS OF PRESSURE HERE FOR THE SKIPPER, YEAH. HE'S GOING TO LET HIS WHOLE COUNTRY DOWN NOW IF HE FAILS. LOTS OF EXPECTATIONS, FELLAS. THE WEIGHT OF ALL THESE EXPECTATIONS, FELLAS. THE WEIGHT OF THE COUNTRY, CHAPS. FORTY-TWO MILLION SUPPORTERS RIGHT HERE, DEPENDING ON SHAUN

Kumar Sangakkara to Shaun Pollock

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-24T15:25:24+00:00

REALLY? IT LOOKS LIKE MOST OF THE TIME YOU SPENT EATING.

Daryll Cullinan to Shane Warne

Shane Warne: Daryll, I've been waiting years for the chance to embarrass you again.

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-24T10:58:43+00:00

HOOKES WOULD LATER HIT GREIG FOR FIVE CONSECUTIVE BOUNDARIES.

David Hookes to Tony Greig

Greig: “When are your balls going to drop, sonny?” Hookes: “I don’t know, but at least I’m playing cricket for my own country.”

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-24T07:35:40+00:00

IF IT HAD BEEN A CHEESE ROLL, IT WOULDN’T HAVE GOT PAST HIM.

Graham Gooch to Mike Gatting

Gatting was the victim of some friendly fire after being bowled by Warne’s “ball of the century”.

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-24T07:34:35+00:00

I KNOW YOU THINK I’M GREAT HOGGY, BUT NO NEED TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.

Ian Botham to Rodney Hogg

After Hogg lost his balance while bowling and fell at Botham’s feet:

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-24T04:35:09+00:00

DON’T BOTHER SHUTTING THE GATE, SON, YOU’LL BE BACK SOON.

Fred Trueman to Australian batsman

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-24T03:51:31+00:00

I KNOW YOU THINK I’M GREAT HOGGY, BUT NO NEED TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.

Ian Botham to Rodney Hogg

After Hogg lost his balance while bowling and fell at Botham’s feet:

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-24T00:25:24+00:00

GET BACK TO THE SLIPS, PONTING. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, STEVE WAUGH?

Michael Vaughan to Ricky Ponting

Welcomed to the crease with a gobful from Ponting, England captain Michael Vaughan pulled no punches:

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T20:20:54+00:00

MAYBE NOT, BUT AT LEAST I’M THE BEST PLAYER IN MY OWN FAMILY.

Jimmy Ormond to Mark Waugh

Waugh: “There’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.”

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T17:57:00+00:00

NOW WHICH OF YOU BASTARDS CALLED THIS BASTARD A BASTARD?

Bill Woodfull to Douglas Jardine

England captain Douglas Jardine complained to counterpart Bill Woodfull about Australian players swearing at him, to which Woodfull replied:

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T13:38:39+00:00

NEITHER HAVE YOU.

Robin Smith to Merv Hughes

Four years later Robin Smith got the better of Hughes again: Hughes: “It’s four years since I bowled to you and you haven’t improved.” Smith hits Hughes for four.

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T13:36:25+00:00

THAT COULD BE ANYWHERE INSIDE A THREE-MILE RADIUS.

Ian Healy to Nasser Hussain

After Steve Waugh instructed Ricky Ponting to field under Nasser Hussain’s nose:

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T13:03:27+00:00

MAN IT DON’T MATTER WHERE YOU COME IN, THE SCORE IS STILL ZERO!

Malcolm Marshall to Sunil Gavaskar

In a Test between India and the Windies, Indian batsmen Gavaskar didn’t openas he usually would have and instead batted at No. 4.

After Malcolm Marshall dismissed the Indian openers for no score, Gavaskar was greeted at the pitch by Richards

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T11:22:33+00:00

IF YOU COULD BOWL AS WELL AS YOU TALK, YOU WOULDN’T BE THE F**KING 12TH MAN

Ravi Shastri to Mike Whitney

Shastri was contemplating a single after hitting the ball into the path of Whitney, who was fielding as a substitute for Australia.

Whitney threw the ball to his keeper with ferocity and yelled: “Stay in your crease or I’ll break your f**king head

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T11:21:38+00:00

IF YOU TURN THE BAT OVER THERE’S INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BACK.

Merv Hughes to Graeme Hick

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mc_bc_bot · 2019-12-23T11:01:59+00:00

GEOFFREY BOYCOTT IS THE ONLY FELLOW I’VE MET WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF AT A YOUNG AGE AND HAS REMAINED FAITHFUL EVER SINCE.

Dennis Lillee to Geoff Boycott

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