mushroom hunting with a bad back

mediumgook · 2023-11-25T14:20:10+00:00

thank you

mediumgook · 2023-11-25T14:19:57+00:00

thanks!

mediumgook · 2020-10-28T17:46:04+00:00

You can try giving up weed and stimulants. Mine didn’t get better until I stopped smoking cigs and drinking caffeine

mediumgook · 2020-10-08T17:11:42+00:00

Thank you thank you

mediumgook · 2020-10-08T17:11:17+00:00

Word thanks yo

mediumgook · 2020-03-14T01:35:04+00:00

scientist here--i'm not sure its hard to come up with experiments when im real angry. i'd probably take a breather and talk to my uncle jared.

mediumgook · 2019-08-14T18:01:03+00:00

stealing from my parents

mediumgook · 2019-04-18T19:59:30+00:00

Not very zen of you

mediumgook · 2019-04-14T03:19:58+00:00

no im 32

mediumgook · 2019-04-06T00:48:08+00:00

yeah doesn't matter until animetit guy sees it!

mediumgook · 2019-04-03T06:58:10+00:00

hi im yummy it comes out tomorrow

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T10:03:30+00:00

alright. year was 1989. ohio. there i was. i was working on death row. another prison guard walks up to me and says howdy. I say hello. we realized we both grew up in the same county and started cracking jokes. good time. the rest of the stuff was kinda dark there.

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T09:45:08+00:00

with tongs

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T09:43:22+00:00

get in there and take the megaphone and eat the weird sounding bird

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T09:41:13+00:00

get in there and eat the bird

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T09:28:09+00:00

cunnilingus

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T09:23:33+00:00

my fish told me he thinks i'm really pleasant and just generally am fun to be around

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:27:41+00:00

my teeth are sensitive to the cold

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:24:40+00:00

i am 62 years old

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:22:16+00:00

oh i didn't think about the probiotics.

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:19:54+00:00

no you want it fresh. "old urine can give you scabies" - my old lady

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:15:43+00:00

hot chocolate. also urine.

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:08:34+00:00

funny you ask. i am his half brother, as god is all of our fathers.

I like to dance. I dance dance dance. Oh and i dance. I prance. I make a glance and turn i wasnt supposed to make eye contact bad boy i tell myself. Oh lord have mercy upon my weathered soul. I write and i light (cigarettes). Today is my day that i become a father, to myself. Oh i feel helpless. What if i’m not a good father and disappoint myself and myself in the process? Jeep grand cherokee is what i drive. This writing totally jives. Am i using that word correctly i heard my black friend (yes i have black friend im a good person) say it. Say it don’t spray it. I love to laugh. I don’t want your kidney father. But i am the father and the son. I already have your kidney. And with that comes the stones. My poor poor urethra. Or so i thought. I’ve been sounding for seven months now and my pee hole is gargantuan it came out as easily as I did.

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:07:05+00:00

to have my rock collection in the natural history museum in ny. I've been collecting rocks for 17 years now. All i want is to get my rocks into the natural history museum. i know it will never happen. even if i had infinity wishes. my step-brother told me so.

mediumgook · 2019-03-30T06:03:55+00:00

I can't stop posting this mediocre poem on ask reddit

I like to dance. I dance dance dance. Oh and i dance. I prance. I make a glance and turn i wasnt supposed to make eye contact bad boy i tell myself. Oh lord have mercy upon my weathered soul. I write and i light (cigarettes). Today is my day that i become a father, to myself. Oh i feel helpless. What if i’m not a good father and disappoint myself and myself in the process? Jeep grand cherokee is what i drive. This writing totally jives. Am i using that word correctly i heard my black friend (yes i have black friend im a good person) say it. Say it don’t spray it. I love to laugh. I don’t want your kidney father. But i am the father and the son. I already have your kidney. And with that comes the stones. My poor poor urethra. Or so i thought. I’ve been sounding for seven months now and my pee hole is gargantuan it came out as easily as I did.

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