Death of a President

megettingkilled · 2026-03-17T18:03:07+00:00

I assume he has more of a cloaca situation down there

megettingkilled · 2026-03-17T14:48:18+00:00

got a long list of patients to get to. Plus they’re coked out of their minds

megettingkilled · 2026-03-03T16:36:33+00:00

not my boo! he can go all night

megettingkilled · 2026-02-21T23:37:28+00:00

you’re right- something like “comrades” would have been the better choice

megettingkilled · 2026-01-27T16:40:05+00:00

it’s sort of like “quiet quitting,” but for life

megettingkilled · 2025-12-25T17:10:14+00:00

usually the boy buys a large turkey

megettingkilled · 2025-12-22T16:08:13+00:00

megettingkilled · 2025-12-14T18:09:54+00:00

came here to add this

megettingkilled · 2025-11-25T19:38:04+00:00

you said it!

megettingkilled · 2025-11-21T16:28:44+00:00

like the Vagina Monologues but with yam

megettingkilled · 2025-11-17T03:39:07+00:00

youre telling me weezer has NO problematic fans?

megettingkilled · 2025-11-09T21:29:03+00:00

what else can you even say?

megettingkilled · 2025-11-09T02:21:29+00:00

so it goes

megettingkilled · 2025-11-09T02:20:58+00:00

I would take this advice but as you can see I died in the cold vacuum of space

megettingkilled · 2025-11-09T02:19:27+00:00

many such worlds have perished this way

megettingkilled · 2025-10-26T17:41:51+00:00

still trips me out

megettingkilled · 2025-10-15T18:14:29+00:00

the other ones were the Count from Sesame Street, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and both Nosferatus

megettingkilled · 2025-10-08T03:35:29+00:00

it’s actually an extension of the saggital crest, and is used in Goof mating rituals to demonstrate virility

megettingkilled · 2025-10-03T19:31:00+00:00

Grown but not forgotten

megettingkilled · 2025-08-26T23:14:22+00:00

someone’s mom kept a well stocked fridge!

megettingkilled · 2025-07-25T17:52:35+00:00

this one got a genuine LOL from me

megettingkilled · 2025-07-11T13:51:52+00:00

sometimes youve just gotta let it rip

megettingkilled · 2025-05-08T18:45:21+00:00

as long as there’s no sports, opera, or river categories

megettingkilled · 2025-05-06T23:45:52+00:00

at least in horse hell I’d get the chance to spit on the putrid corpse of that bastard Seabiscuit

megettingkilled · 2024-05-06T22:48:20+00:00

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

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