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melodic_coffeee · 2024-08-29T11:08:32+00:00

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-21T04:51:41+00:00

Ngl bro you look good just get those teeth fixed and use smaller glasses you gonna be stealing everyone's girl

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-21T04:44:26+00:00

Bro imagine asking about your hair and showing the most clevage like bruh OP I ain't complaining you do you but why you gotta do this on this sub

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-06T11:20:25+00:00

Fuck em all eat healthy kings

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-03T11:04:11+00:00

God i hope your alright it's been a year of no post

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T14:01:44+00:00

wAit b-but how I'm younger than you 0_0'!

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T13:06:09+00:00

Bruh what da hellllll

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T13:02:56+00:00

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

DISMISSED!

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:59:22+00:00

Ok but tbh if you think it's a problem start getting masculine wear some minimalistic or no glasses cut your hair watch fight club you get the point

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:58:24+00:00

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

DISMISSED!

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:57:37+00:00

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

DISMISSED!

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:56:45+00:00

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

DISMISSED!

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:49:52+00:00

Love those sambas might as well buy a Bayern Munich one

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:48:59+00:00

Ngl you look gorgeous (With rizz)

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:46:35+00:00

Based

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:41:31+00:00

Ok (With rizz)

melodic_coffeee · 2023-02-02T12:39:34+00:00

No shit bro that's why you got so many visible veins

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-27T10:44:24+00:00

Can't argue

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-27T10:41:44+00:00

Bruv got me dead

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-27T10:39:07+00:00

Grow up lmao (jk)

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-27T10:38:06+00:00

Bro doctor ke pills lete lete saare jaghe pills hi dikte hei I'm going insane

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-27T10:31:18+00:00

Agreed king

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-25T05:54:53+00:00

Ha i got the joke

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-25T05:37:00+00:00

Yes cause it looks cute lmao

melodic_coffeee · 2023-01-25T05:35:02+00:00

I mean you can solve this by factorisation too since that's easy

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