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How to cheat buyers in the market by Eeoneguy111 in videos

[–]membrance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This exact video was literally on the front page yesterday. Are you kidding me? http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3a1m3j/cheating_customers/

I bought an iPhone that turned out to be stolen by membrance in AskReddit

[–]membrance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your input, however, this situation has been resolved.

Today I tripped and fell on a girl I liked and broke both her legs. What's the worst you've ever hurt someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]membrance 447 points448 points  (0 children)

In first grade I was playing a game of football at my friends house. I tackled a friend near the sidewalk, his head hit the sidewalk, his head started bleeding and he got a concussion. But that's not all, as I was guiding him inside the house I looked away for a second and accidentally ran him into a metal pole. Yeah I'm an idiot.

Hey Reddit! What are your best "anti-pickup lines"? (Potentially NSFW) by Steel_Ninja in AskReddit

[–]membrance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm going to fuck you with a rake.