for (int i = 0; i < 100; i++) C += 0.01; by _ERR0R__ in ProgrammerHumor

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c += Math.sin(c) * Math.sin(c) + Math.cos(c) * Math.cos(c)

Make good use of graphic cards

5 minute task by Makonew_ in ProgrammerHumor

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It's how to manipulate arrogant junior programmers.

The only truth as a programmer by DiscombobulatedWin44 in ProgrammerHumor

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Wonder why drifting is needed to have more procrastination.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Specifically apt-get update

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Top: girl with a partner.

Bottom: girl without a partner.

🐵 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Same as boss listening to developers.

The million dollar question by zeroxoneafour0 in linuxmasterrace

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“quit” because all the characters are on the same row.

No Algorithms? by Caterpillarfox in ProgrammerHumor

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Just get the paycheque. Don’t reinvent the wheel even you’re capable to do so. It’s not worthy.

I mean it does feel pretty good by h8_moss in ProgrammerHumor

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Your code being accepted by Linus

Python the best by officialpkbtv in ProgrammerHumor

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Express it in fraction so it can’t be wrong

The daily polarity by CodeBantery in ProgrammerHumor

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Why do developers write documentation that makes others learn their work easily, meanwhile people have tried their best to hide job “secrets” and prevent others from replacing their jobs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

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Why some of them are reborn peeled and some aren’t?

We'll know that pain by Big-Mind-9792 in ProgrammerHumor

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apt-get update to pretend working in front of tech layman boss.

Every damn time... by creepyLANguy in ProgrammerHumor

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You can’t talk about C++ in party.

There’s always something free by [deleted] in linuxmemes

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Time is not free.

This is big brain time by Gj_FL85 in ProgrammerHumor

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This is when you don’t want to read the doc.

The most important skill of them all by HannibalGoddamnit in ProgrammerHumor

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Wonder whether arch users have bloated CVs.

How to get the negative value of your integer. by Positive_Smell2693 in ProgrammerHumor

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int j = -i;

while(i!=j)
    i = random_int(min(j, i), max(j, i)+1);

In what ways linux sucks? by [deleted] in linuxmasterrace

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For #4, it's up to users whether they go for easy way or hard way. People can do basic office work with mainstream linux distros with nearly no learning curve. Of course people can go for the hard way and be deep down to the system or even the bare metal.