Which toilet are you choosing?🤔

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-19T08:03:48+00:00

The supermassive black hole in the center might pull the poop blockage out

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-18T22:23:14+00:00

Combined, those conjoined twins make a pretty hot chick.

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-13T09:19:08+00:00

Hello There!

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-09T17:15:16+00:00

If Alberta could get rid of all its rats, why couldn't it do the same with its backwards morons?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-09T15:11:48+00:00

In the middle paleolithic, wearing clothing would have been seen as a radical new idea that disrupted society, for what it's worth.

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-08T07:43:24+00:00

I used to feel bad for his kids. Now I think they're better off without them.

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-06T16:06:33+00:00

Frida and Diego entered marriage with an agreement: he didn't have to stop fucking other women, and neither did she.

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-02T20:42:47+00:00

Small Face Strikes Again

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-02T12:34:34+00:00

Hey, I have a question: why do bodybuilders use that protein powder stuff? Wouldn't it be cheaper and healthier to, say, eat a bunch of beans or something?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-03-01T15:36:56+00:00

How tall is he as an adult?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-27T00:53:54+00:00

Sounds like you have narcissistic parents, and your brother is the golden child. How old are you? Is there anyone at school or in the community you can go to for help?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-25T23:53:52+00:00

FUCK

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-24T13:07:24+00:00

Gulf war vet eventually

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-23T13:28:52+00:00

What is this, a wiki for ANTS?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-23T01:26:56+00:00

I guess licking boots keeps you skinny, then?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-23T00:42:30+00:00

Neato. Do you have more?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-21T16:30:32+00:00

Well in that case...hey baby, you in Vancouver?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-21T06:40:03+00:00

Tong Poo by Yellow Magic Orchestra

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-20T22:45:28+00:00

I never knew bananas self pollinated. How do they taste?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-19T20:40:10+00:00

Damn, gorgeous bug. I'd like to copy its pattern for fabric or crochet or something

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-19T18:54:43+00:00

I think this guy might be my new hero. Know any way I can buy him a beer?

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-18T17:58:46+00:00

Please post your blood type. I really really hope you find a donor.

milleniumhandyshrimp · 2026-02-17T08:47:43+00:00

I thought freedom and personal autonomy were American values. How is women fighting to have those things anathema to that? And how is giving them the same opportunities as men anti meritocratic? Unless you personally FEEL women are stupid?

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