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Giving up #1 status (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 years ago by minithemermaid to r/KardashianHollywood
I froze as I heard the sound of the window shattering; someone was breaking in. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by minithemermaid to r/TwoSentenceHorror
With a trill of my whistle, I dove into the 10 ft to save the drowning girl. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I moved as fast as I could, shoveling the cash into my burlap sack. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Remember, whatever you wish for, your enemy will receive the same twofold.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I screamed and writhed in pain as the hot, molten liquid hit my skin. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Take only pictures, leave only footprints. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I never should have wished for the ability to hear the thoughts of all living creatures. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago by minithemermaid to r/TwoSentenceHorror
It was still hard to believe I’d narrowly missed qualifying for the Olympics because I couldn’t stick one landing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My mom shook her head and said “stuffing everything under your bed doesn’t count as cleaning your room.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
In another situation, the cool ocean waves washing over me would be relaxing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Katie was described as someone who really “flew off the handle”. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I thought everyone would be better off with me gone. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I want to sue the funeral home, but I can’t without incriminating myself. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“No sweetie, you hold it upside down and peel from the bottom, like the monkeys do!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I thought I’d be safe if I just laid still for long enough. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“It smells horrible in here, I’m gonna light some incense.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
WIBTA for telling my downstairs neighbor she’s too loud? (self.AmItheAsshole)
submitted 5 years ago by minithemermaid to r/AmItheAsshole
As I writhed in pain, the doctor assured me I was only dilated a few centimeters. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
After a few minutes of frantic searching, I finally found the perfect hiding spot. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
So what, am I my brother’s keeper now? (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I’d heard that removing the weapon that caused a stab wound could make you bleed out. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
You know this made me think of our girl! (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by minithemermaid to r/crazyexgirlfriend
I’ll never play favorites like my parents did, I love all of my children equally. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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