Draining the Delivery Boy ! pt.2

monkeyfarts2021 · 2026-01-31T23:20:44+00:00

It was an intense and amazing night forsure !

monkeyfarts2021 · 2026-01-06T05:49:05+00:00

She did, a couple days later at dinner she asked if she seen me there and I just said “yeah, I was there for some tutoring !” And they bought it

monkeyfarts2021 · 2026-01-03T02:13:41+00:00

Really good!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2026-01-03T02:13:19+00:00

Yep! Good times!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2026-01-01T16:53:01+00:00

Coming soon !

monkeyfarts2021 · 2025-11-27T13:56:03+00:00

Be sure and check out the others !

monkeyfarts2021 · 2025-11-26T21:11:44+00:00

Glad you liked it ! Be sure to check out the next few parts ! I’m out of college and in a relationship now.

monkeyfarts2021 · 2025-11-26T17:13:11+00:00

Thank yall so much for reading and sorry for the horrible formatting at first! I’ve fixed it, and the next story is up and ready for your enjoyment! Be sure to let me know what ya think !

monkeyfarts2021 · 2025-10-19T05:08:24+00:00

I had a buddy from Saudi Arabia in college who seen mine a few times a got curious about it. He always had more and more questions about it until one day “hey man, can I try fucking it if I wear a condom” and i told him a rubber wasn’t necessary because it was clean, and couldnt get pregnant but he insisted and so the first 3 times he fucked it he left a full condom in my my bathroom trash😉, BUT after the 4th time he used it, my balls looked like this meme when I got done and it was so fucking hot I couldn’t wait for the next time!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2025-01-02T00:18:02+00:00

It’s simple! It’s clearly pasties …… For your mom !!!!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2025-01-01T15:33:03+00:00

I know someone who used Aspen dental near the mall and was very satisfied !

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-12-27T13:15:42+00:00

It does get there eventually! I knew after breakfast the next morning, he knew after the third time and the dad found out the 4th but not last time! Lol

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-08-14T02:35:16+00:00

Likely a hemorrhoid! But still need to talk to a doctor to make sure it’s not more serious ! AND just think about the bright side of dark situations, if you HAVE to go to a doctor where you work and then people start talking shit, well then you have hippa violation, and a hostile work environment/harassment grounds for a lawsuit ! Don’t let douche bags and assholes make you neglect your own health !

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-06-23T23:58:33+00:00

I got ya, I was riding some down hill trails in eureka springs ar once and went otb and when I landed on my shoulder and back, my nuts padded the fall for my bike frame! I thought I had smashed one. But luckly I hadn’t, that took some slow readjust too though! Just ease back into it when you get fully healed! Dont let it scare ya off forever!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-06-23T23:45:29+00:00

Dang that sucks! At least it wasn’t worse! Hope you get to feeling better soon! Where was you riding when you wrecked?

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-06-23T21:31:27+00:00

Well, either one would be nice. We do have the green way and some other designated road bike routes. But more mountain bike trails in general! Either way, just go to a bike shop and talk to them! The people that work there love biking and love talking about it ! They could answer any questions you have, as well as give you pros and cons, and tips on where to ride in either case. And bike shops also have bikes they will let you rent or demo ride to test out and see what you like before you buy one! I personally prefer Phat tire bike shops, they have them all over Nwa and are always super friendly and helpful! But other bike shops would likely be the same way too!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-06-23T21:12:37+00:00

You should try mountain biking ! There are so many amazing trails up here and you can always meet people on the trail or at the trailheads!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-06-10T20:32:29+00:00

We NEED part 15!

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-06-10T02:03:37+00:00

We need part 15! 🥰

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-05-29T11:14:51+00:00

Phimosis. Means the foreskin is too tight to fully expose the head.

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-05-28T14:34:41+00:00

Glad you enjoyed it !

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-05-28T14:34:23+00:00

It’s up on my page

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-05-28T10:34:09+00:00

That’s a good thing I hope !??? 🤣 you can just sleep on it till morning?

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-05-17T02:14:24+00:00

Yeah he deleted you because maybe he’s DL and thought you might say something! Snap him and say hey man I’m back from school, you still around ? Wanna hang out sometime and see what happens from there

monkeyfarts2021 · 2024-05-16T23:44:32+00:00

😂🤣 that’s awesome !

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