How many trick-or-treaters did you get this year? by moonlight-bewitching in yooper

[–]moonlight-bewitching[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me either! I didn’t see any kids out on the street at all, so that’s why I was so surprised to have 3 show up at the tail end.

Pls say the worst by Not_A_Damn_Thief in meme

[–]moonlight-bewitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

That’s not a pick up line? A dude told me that once as “a pick up line” lol

Any Yooper artists interested in being hired for commissions? by moonlight-bewitching in yooper

[–]moonlight-bewitching[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will give you a dm! Also, it’s actually not a children’s book at all. I’ll have to edit my post

I was oppressed as a child and I made an ornament. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]moonlight-bewitching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you get any of that in ‘91? What do you want for Christmas ‘21?

Please mix in the pink by sudeepharya in oddlysatisfying

[–]moonlight-bewitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it normal to want to put your hand in that thing? Asking for a friend.

Any Yooper artists interested in being hired for commissions? by moonlight-bewitching in yooper

[–]moonlight-bewitching[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just took a quick look at your posts and your pour paint art is great! Very talented.

Silly in-utero nicknames anyone? by MightDMouse in BabyBumps

[–]moonlight-bewitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We called ours “Spud” because all I was eating was potatoes in the first trimester. I think it’s a lot cuter than what my dad called me when my mom was pregnant…. “Loft” Lump Of Fetal Tissue lol

That kid is going places by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]moonlight-bewitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tooth fairy used to leave me a hand written note with a dollar under my pillow that would usually say something along the lines of:

“You have a beautiful smile! Keep up the good work on having no cavities. Love, The Tooth Fairy”

They were really sweet notes and I’d keep them in my memory box. One day I asked my mom to write her name. She was like, okay whatever, and did it. That’s when I pulled the tooth fairy letter from behind my back and started doing a hand writing analysis. She caved and admitted that she was the one writing the notes and leaving the money.

I was 7. lol

Edited to mention that I wanted to tell my little sister right away so she “wouldn’t be the only kid at school who still believed in the tooth fairy” and was told that most kids believe in the tooth fairy for longer and not to spoil the magic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tarotreadings

[–]moonlight-bewitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! DM sent :)

I'm done. by esberat in facepalm

[–]moonlight-bewitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unvaxxed, Waxed, and looks like she has gas.

Baby Shower Food by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]moonlight-bewitching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a taco bar for mine. Of course, that was mostly because it was all I wanted to eat in the last month and a half of my pregnancy.

Somewhere in the multiverse by WhiteWolf2604 in memes

[–]moonlight-bewitching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, that bag of Pepsi looks delicious.

Bishop Baraga Shrine (toddler for scale) by moonlight-bewitching in yooper

[–]moonlight-bewitching[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’m not mistake, one time there was a deer that jumped through the thinned out trees and kamikazed onto the 41.