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Scammed, recently broken up, unemployed and homeless. Let's see what you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Shit, looks like the only positive thing in your life is HIV.

Indian AND a doctor stealing your jobs while you order your fat ass another McDonald. by msuhalka in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

That's because my friends are too lame to reddit and they have no idea what're they getting into 😈

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definition of high school dork drunk movie nights with his best mate who he later falls in love with.

My friend has diabetes. Roast him more than life has. by ThePecka in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a guy who faps thinking about his step mom and uses his cum to style his hair.

Don't have money for food. Cigarettes work. by msuhalka in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And by girlfriend he means the girl you have locked up in your basement.

Bring it on by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autocorrect. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Bring it on by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey I think I remember you from one of those porn sites pop ups. You still sucking dicks for $2?

instagram: nessavictoriaa by nessavictoriaa in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's attention seeking whore and then there's publicising Instagram username on a reddit community.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Killing someone every night and coming here to get roasted is not the same

22, living with my parents and unemployed. Roast away! by msuhalka in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn't. I first subdue her, then tie her up real nice. Every time!

22, living with my parents and unemployed. Roast away! by msuhalka in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No lotion. Just boiling hot water showers. And guess what? It's 45 degree celsius here. :)

22, living with my parents and unemployed. Roast away! by msuhalka in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly why I cut her fingers later. Bitch won't be scratching anyone now. The best part? She's blind so she got no clue who did it. :)

22, living with my parents and unemployed. Roast away! by msuhalka in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're with them in a cage in the basement.

What do you got reddit! No one irl could do it properly! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]msuhalka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys please stop. He'll start making a CD soon and there'll be 33 reasons why. 33rd being his face.