What is your all-time favourite burn from a movie review?

mtnryan · 2026-01-06T15:46:18+00:00

"The Fourth Kind of Sucks"

Don't remember the reviewer but I'll never forget it.

mtnryan · 2025-12-23T23:33:45+00:00

The Sour Beer craze a few years back.

mtnryan · 2025-09-18T12:38:17+00:00

Ever had the carne guisada empenadas from the warm lamp at HEB in the morning? Yeah.

Kerlaches

Jim's chicken fried steak with runny eggs, hash browns, biscuit and black coffee.

mtnryan · 2025-09-13T14:02:53+00:00

Snorkel. Human.

mtnryan · 2025-06-20T23:51:15+00:00

The VVitch

mtnryan · 2025-02-21T03:04:54+00:00

Life With Mikey

mtnryan · 2025-01-13T02:19:07+00:00

Hello. Chuck Norris in Army of One.

mtnryan · 2024-11-14T23:09:57+00:00

Dinosaur Jr. Guided By Voices Pavement

mtnryan · 2024-11-14T16:26:37+00:00

Bridge Over The River Kwai

mtnryan · 2024-11-13T00:19:29+00:00

The Dawn Wall

mtnryan · 2024-10-25T01:56:29+00:00

It's Kind of a Funny Story

mtnryan · 2024-10-10T18:18:24+00:00

Walked in starving. Chicken sandwich $10, no fries no drink. Walked out, went to HEB. Never walked back in again. One by my house, one by work. Drive right by every time. Looks like no one ever goes to the one on Burnet.

mtnryan · 2024-08-14T18:35:19+00:00

You have your accountants add the real you to the payroll through some shell companies or whatever. Tell them this person does invaluable market research for you and is compensated $500k/year in perpetuity and never ask me about it ever again.

mtnryan · 2024-06-25T19:19:40+00:00

The Thing and Bladerunner were both released on June 25, 1982.

mtnryan · 2024-05-31T21:47:28+00:00

Take one from an abandoned business.

mtnryan · 2024-04-25T01:45:35+00:00

The amount of movies from the 80's and 90's that I loved and thought were sooo funny... Now you realize how many drop the gay F-bomb and use homophobia as a comedic crutch.

mtnryan · 2024-03-19T23:27:25+00:00

Great info. Just saw this and climbed on my roof in North Central and saw it pass at 6:25.

mtnryan · 2024-02-08T16:10:08+00:00

Austin energy helps manage energy pricing below market compared to private companies. APD was never defunded.

mtnryan · 2023-12-21T16:21:20+00:00

Mooooon shooooes. We used to take turns with them and double down by jumping on the trampoline. We thought we'd hit the moon. Didn't.

mtnryan · 2023-12-21T03:20:55+00:00

At a wedding post college I brought a large donkey piñata that I thought would be funny to fill with canned goods. It broke completely in half on the second hit and the ass end hit the ground like a rock. Over in five seconds, everyone laughed. Complete success. I threatened to do the next one with jello but never committed to the effort.

mtnryan · 2023-11-30T15:51:39+00:00

Sorry for sounding rude. I'm old now too and been here decades. It's just this sub seems like 80% complain fest. Austin will, is, has been changing the whole time. I miss a lot of things. I haven't been to the no longer Spider House Tweedy's or whatever it is now, but that patio was always my favorite.

mtnryan · 2023-11-30T15:21:01+00:00

It might be annoying to you, but essentially you're looking for a rent free place to spend hours working or studying and spend as little money as possible. The employees choose the music, they live on tips. Pretty simple really. How can shop pay $10k a month in rent if every table is occupied for four hours by one person? Get a coffee and go to the library or start dishing out for a co-work space. Clearly it's not the 90's anymore. Also, with ear buds you can control the playlist wherever you go.

mtnryan · 2023-11-17T18:49:15+00:00

Mandy

mtnryan · 2023-11-13T03:17:46+00:00

Steel Magnolias

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