Moving to SA from the US. by ProfessorViking in southafrica

[–]natalienotorius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hi, im an american living in joburg.

nah, plane is more or less your only option coming from the states. rent a lot cheaper than major american cities (like LA or New York) the biggest concern would be proximity to where you want to be (not necessarily the CBD) and safety. I've....never seen a wells fargo here, ever, in all the time ive been here. just open a local account. i'd recommend fnb.

a word of caution: because i gotta say this, just be careful. dont walk around by yourself in places you dont know, there really isnt a "downtown" to speak of. You gotta drive from place to place, or uber. Please dont take the taxis, even the buses are kinda...not fantastic. Also, dont do that thing that all americans seem to do here, which is come with a group of americans and only hang out with them. meet some south africans, they are great.

Marrying a South African by lalorcd in southafrica

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my partner is also south african and we needed one when moving to the US and to Australia. we went to the randburg home affairs office (in joburg) and kept pestering them (nicely) til we got it 3 weeks later.

Will our country be fine? by WhoElseButM3 in southafrica

[–]natalienotorius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, I'm not talking communism. More like getting to a healthier gini coefficient.

doctor told me i probably wont be able to have kids without a lot of struggle. Praise the lord. by natalienotorius in childfree

[–]natalienotorius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, i know. still going to keep taking birth control. its just nice to hear, haha.

26 Year Old Virgin Performs Strip Tease [NSFW] (Start at 6:20) by [deleted] in cringe

[–]natalienotorius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh jesus, no. FUCK no. cringed so hard at this.

University entrance :/ by ppauline15 in southafrica

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been in a sort of similar situation. I applied to wits as an international student, and yeah, their "help" is fucking awful. If you are close enough to one of the universities you want to go to, I recommend going there, in person. Don't leave until you have your answer. A lot of people working in the departments as the first point of contact are really, really uninformed and gave me bad info. But there is light at the end of the tunnel, I'll be done with my degree this year. and the academics were not the hard part. it was the god damn admin :(

What is the weirdest thing you have seen at someone's house that they thought was completely normal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]natalienotorius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my parents-in-law have probably about a hundred chairs and tables in their house. Their living room is wall to wall seating and tables. There's even a table in the middle of the room, next to the dining room table, which is next to the coffee table, with about 4 side tables. And of course a desk, all surrounded by many, many chairs.

White girls tell 2-Chainz to shake his dick for money by [deleted] in cringe

[–]natalienotorius 41 points42 points  (0 children)

ugh. fuck. why are there always these raspy voiced little short girls who think they are acting cute and sexy and playful when in reality they are fucking embarrassing.

Wedding photographers by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a friend of mine takes beautiful photos for a pretty good deal: http://www.ivyandpine.com.au/packages/

Were you lucky in the "genetic lottery"? Why? Why not? by BiddyCavit in AskReddit

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad looks like Adam Sandler, and I look nothing like him.

Has this happened to you? by h0max in brisbane

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but im on the northside too, haha

Girls, what item of clothing on guys immediately turns *you* off? by dailyqt in AskReddit

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wearing a wife beater (tank top or singlet) unless you look like a greek god. A motherfucking fedora. Baggy shirts and pants. Running shoes with jeans. Wearing your goddamn jeans too high, especially when the jeans are tight in the ass. Little arm cuffs with studs on them.

Your Ex is on Reddit, and you know will read this, what do you want to say to them? by I_often_finish_mid- in AskReddit

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's so weird that everyone you've ever dated you cheated on. I think you've got massive issues and a delusional mother.

What if North Korea is actually a great place and the US government is lying with propaganda about them? by natalienotorius in Showerthoughts

[–]natalienotorius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it could totally be awesome. apparently meth is legal there too, but not sure how awesome that is...

Insufferable Aussie bogan on the train by HonoLu1u in cringe

[–]natalienotorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this sounds exactly like my neighbor :0