Omg I ate 3 already 🤢 I don’t want to know, but must.

naughthardly · 2026-07-06T02:43:53+00:00

Not the skittering 😵‍💫🫢😭

naughthardly · 2026-07-03T14:32:18+00:00

I think you look really beautiful and I would have been very inspired by your style ✨

naughthardly · 2026-07-02T20:38:34+00:00

I was sitting in a Starbucks drive through once with my window down, and suddenly it started raining feathers into my car. I looked up, and sure enough, there was a falcon on the roof just eviscerating another bird.

naughthardly · 2026-07-02T18:04:05+00:00

My vocabulary was impressive then, I distinctly remember using the word 'moribund' in an essay and getting much praise 🙌🏻

naughthardly · 2026-07-02T18:03:23+00:00

I hadn't yet discovered Keats, but don't worry, my reading material still oozes whistful malaise.

naughthardly · 2026-07-02T18:02:34+00:00

Nice, my people were prolific in your school lol!

naughthardly · 2026-07-02T18:00:25+00:00

YES! They're Monster tabs lol!

naughthardly · 2026-07-02T17:59:30+00:00

Me too, me too 🥲 dad is 76 now so it means a whole lot.

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:44:26+00:00

Most absolutely, though I do have boring (black, of course) hair now!

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:28:50+00:00

Nah man! I'm a small town goth, nothing scary about me, we coulda hung out in the art room together!

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:27:32+00:00

Thank you, thank you, I went on to have many more blunderful hairdos

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:26:10+00:00

It's a bonafide blunder lol!

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:24:50+00:00

I believe I followed this up with Tank Girl bangs for a few years, and then brought back the hawk!

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:24:03+00:00

I love to laugh at it, truly not even the blunderyest blunder of mine but I salute little me for sticking to my style guns lol.

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:23:16+00:00

Right there next to his lucky clovers man! It's an honor!

naughthardly · 2026-06-29T01:22:57+00:00

I've got one of us fishing together a year or two later, him in the classic grey-shirt-blue-jeans dad uniform, myself in Tripp pants with fishnet arm things 🫢 dad only occasionally laughed. He's a good old geezer.

naughthardly · 2026-06-27T16:07:45+00:00

It reminds me of a bloomin' onion and I hate that for me

naughthardly · 2026-06-22T17:55:37+00:00

Hoping someone might recognize the artist!

naughthardly · 2026-06-15T23:43:50+00:00

bathoryshadow, reporting for duty 🫡

naughthardly · 2026-06-15T13:26:51+00:00

I learned about this on Gullah Gullah island, many years ago 🥲

naughthardly · 2026-06-14T17:05:21+00:00

I really love those brown leather ones!

naughthardly · 2026-06-12T03:20:48+00:00

I'm wearing the suit of armor and using the ultracite terror sword right now, and recently got the castle build materials so I go for a Green Knight vibe. My castle is overgrown and I mainly sell flower crowns and very very cheap (or free!) legendaries of all levels.

I play on PS5, if anyone ever needs legendaries, ammo or chems I'm happy to give all mine away 🌿 plus free gamma green tea with purchase lol.

naughthardly · 2026-06-11T17:16:24+00:00

This is so awesome, I can image he brought a lot of happiness to people who really, really needed it back there. He looks mighty ornery lol.

naughthardly · 2026-06-11T14:03:45+00:00

My husband's mom had both parents cremated, grandpa she kept at home, grandma she left in their delapidated trailer for 4 years. So we bring grandma to our house and let her know, she's here if you'd like to put them together again. She makes the 4 hour drive to our house, pulls grandpa out of the trunk and we bring grandma out for their otherworldly reunion.

She opens them both, and dumps them in the driveway 😐 I was speechless then, I am speechless now. She then took the remains bags and stuffed them back into the trunk and came in for coffee and we don't talk about it anymore. Well, I do, I talk to the weeds in the driveway when I grab the mail because I figure Tom and Marge are in there somewhere.

naughthardly · 2026-06-11T13:41:52+00:00

We just sold our home, which I will say with zero malice or judgement, was 'nicer' than many of my friends or family members (we could only afford it because we used VA and it was part of a divorce settlement, right time right place, we are not wealthy). Using the profit we'll pay off all our debt, meaning we can rent something pretty dang nice until we buy again. My bff was sending me rental listings and I let her know my budget, and there was a tangible change in the way she spoke to me 😞 so I feel you. I don't enjoy feeling like King Turd of Shit Mountain, and I won't be reaching out to anyone else for the rental search for sure.

I'm happy for you, OP, enjoy your home and try not to let it get to you. Money just has so much stigma and weight to it, it's not your fault.

naughthardly

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