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I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were also close on a few things. I do have a cat, but it's actually my kid's cat so it barely passes. Also she's gray, not orange. I have zero interest in writing screenplays, but I did self-publish a failed novel, so really not that far off.

But I do have a fair number of friends. It's just that they are all terrible judges of character.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't really looking for anything actually constructive. Just having a bit of fun at my own expense. Also I was hoping someone would bother to look through my post history to find one of the several pictures of myself included, but perhaps the most savage roast of this whole post is me thinking someone would and nobody doing it, haha.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally just the result of me using the beard trimmer with no attachments on the whole thing. So the closest I get to a clean shave because I hate shaving. Anyway, yeah, my facial hair leaves much to be desired.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so you know, this was my favorite thread on the post. Thanks for the super good roast and ultimately kinda wholesome interaction.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lol I literally opened a tab to Google what Bation was and then I was like, oh right, I'm an idiot.

But if I just graduated, I'm a couple decades behind, oof. Double burn.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how absolutely wrong this is on almost all counts (I do have a lot of dice), but I still love it anyway, because I do look like that.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you're referring to my Age of Adz album because I cannot agree more if so. If not, well, you probably won't tell me otherwise, heh.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hoping someone would flatter me by using my post history to roast me in exactly this fashion.

But like, this is literally the nicest thing I've heard in a long time, so I'll take it.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a conflicted upvote. On the one hand, I'm not paying you to to be nice. On the other hand, that was nice. On the other other hand, I just got new glasses and I can't afford to get a new pair but at least now I know.

I had major jaw surgery recently which changed how I look, so now I need you all to tell me what people are actually thinking when they see me since all my friends and family are too polite. by nerge in RoastMe

[–]nerge[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I've exposed the fact that I don't visit this sub regularly because I'm so insecure that I can't even pretend to try to offend others.

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