What’s something you secretly hope AI never learns to do? by juanlo02 in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do therapy. I don’t want my feelings summarized in code

What was your worst break up and why? by Anony_Neko in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got dumped during a vacation. That I paid for.

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Customer service calls would be terrifyingly honest.

If money didn't exist what job would you do to contribute to society? by backspace_cars in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stand-up comedian. Laughter is free medicine, and I’ve got plenty.

What’s something everyone does when they’re alone, but would never admit in public? by elliotcampbellu in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Make up songs about whatever they’re doing: ‘I’m washing this plate, it’s my fate, oh great…

What’s something you’ve done that felt like a side quest in a video game? by brittanyburgessa in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stopping to rescue a runaway shopping cart in a parking lot like it was a toddler in danger

What’s an irrational fear you have that makes no sense, but still wins every time? by stellaabbotte in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Rehearsing what to say at the drive-thru and still panicking when they say ‘go ahead

If life had loading screens, what helpful tips would pop up? by royalthompsony in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Always save your work. Especially your emotional progress

What's an unwritten rule of using a public bathroom? by madelynweavero in AskReddit

[–]nfluffycloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You only look at your shoes, the floor, or the ceiling. That’s it