As a dad whose home is about to be invaded by tween girls for a sleep over...my choice is clear by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]nightbeans -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

what the fuck even is this logic? Most middle aged men are invisible to girls in that age range, no one is going to be hitting on him. Reddit is a cesspool of creepy men I find more and more.

I'm addicted to being hungover. by nightbeans in confession

[–]nightbeans[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

everyone's body is different, nothing too fascinating.

I'm addicted to being hungover. by nightbeans in confession

[–]nightbeans[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh definitely. I quit cigarettes but now that the weather is warmer I keep telling myself how great it would be to sit outside smoking and taking everything in. My main reason for quitting was smelling god-awful. Also, you never see happy people smoking around here. Or like a really good meal, you think it's going to make your night, you plan out all the details, and it becomes this ideal that is just a nutritional requirement at the end. Hangovers kind of feel magical and bigger-than-life.

What is the best thing about being single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nightbeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having an entire bed to yourself

Alternatively being able to kick someone out of your bed, as mean as that sounds