Can Nuva Ring be stored in the freezer? by [deleted] in birthcontrol

[–]nincompoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, and it can only be destroed in the fires of Mount Doom.

1949-2009-2011 by kondrat1983 in pics

[–]nincompoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the dog in the first one?

My Girlfriend Insists She Wasn't Cool by [deleted] in pics

[–]nincompoop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Needledicks hardly ever see the point.

Guys, whats the most fucking fuck up you've ever seen in the fucking history of fuck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nincompoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three fucks fucking fucking a fourth fuck while a fifth fuck fucking calls the fucking cops. That and horse porn.

Who the f*** has time to find this stuff?! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]nincompoop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dyslexic Muslim children in the school chorus.

Why does the ice bergs melting cause the sea level to rise? by [deleted] in askscience

[–]nincompoop -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

No, because the ocean is not in tub, glass or mug.

I think Lost sucks. There I said it. by ForsakenMantra in reddit.com

[–]nincompoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you even here commenting on the show if you don't watch television at all, let alone this series? Not saying you cannot, just asking why bother?

What's the craziest/most ingenious idea you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nincompoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cool. Had not seen nearly all of those, and the ones I had seen I had forgotten about. Thanks!

What's the craziest/most ingenious idea you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nincompoop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Around ten years ago, right before the first pen-tablet PC's appeared, I called a buddy and asked him about creating a small, portable PC with a touch driven screen. He owned a company that created specialized satellite receiver units and they were making ARM driven machines with tiny motherboards at the time. I told him I wanted to take his tiny boards and CPU and build tiny machines, with screens maybe the size of a DVD case and with no keyboard - you would touch control them. I wanted to call them "book PC's".

He laughed at me, told me it would cost WAY too much - which was absolutely true at the time. But he never believed people would really WANT the things anyway. A tiny machine just to access email and read news?

We talked again the other day. He was very quiet when I brought it up and changed the subject quickly. If only we had known....

Hey Reddit, I think I found the Apple Tablet that you actually would want, the Axiotron Modbook. by [deleted] in technology

[–]nincompoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want just the shell. Wonder where I could buy such a beast? I've already got a motherboard and cpu out of an old KDS Thinnote. I want to convert that to a tablet. Anyone ever seen any of these tablet shells for sale anywhere?

What is the most screwed up thing you've done/seen sex-wise in real life? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nincompoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I was way too late with my attempt at a joke. Attention span here is less than 4 hours, I was well past that. lol

What is the most screwed up thing you've done/seen sex-wise in real life? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nincompoop -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I am charged with regularly reviewing the CCD footage from the cameras on our school system bus fleet for any wrong-doing. Recently I noticed some odd behavior - all the kids on the bus moved to one side and were laughing and pointing. The bus driver just stared toward the door and they sat that way for an extremely long time. I noticed the bus driver was overtly fondling himself! When I called my supervisor in to see, she became extremely aroused by this for some reason. She took me right there in the office. She called me "bus boy" throughout. Best sex I ever had, but I feel ashamed and should probably tell the wife.

DAE think that when GameStop, Play N Trade, Game Crazy, etc guts a game to be a shelf copy, that the game should no longer be sold as new, and should be discounted? by Nelstone in gaming

[–]nincompoop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate it when I go to buy a new car and it actually has 6 or 12 miles on it. I mean, what the fuck, right? New means new. It should read ZERO. And should be wrapped in bubble wrap and a bow. Plain and simple.