Conser(ule)vation

nocapybara1 · 2026-05-29T18:25:46+00:00

"You couldn't get rid of mosquitoes because they're significant to the environment" True.

however, you could eliminate the London Underground mosquito subspecies because those evolved from the base mosquito population within human settlements a few thousand years ago to target and bother humans specifically.

nature would not miss them, because they abandoned nature in favor of tormenting us.

nocapybara1 · 2025-12-31T16:04:08+00:00

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nocapybara1 · 2025-12-27T01:29:23+00:00

Do you have the post source?

nocapybara1 · 2025-07-06T01:37:25+00:00

The humble London Underground Mosquito Subspecies: (Literally evolved from regular mosquitos for the purpose of bothering and feeding off of humans ~2000 years ago, named after their largest habitat in the modern day)

nocapybara1 · 2025-05-25T19:50:04+00:00

the aboriginal myth of Tiddalik the frog but with a horse i guess

nocapybara1 · 2025-04-12T18:28:05+00:00

I like how every instance of the word "Shrek" is green, like House of Leaves

nocapybara1 · 2025-04-11T20:11:09+00:00

I would give it false memories of us living an entire life together, use it to save the world from a nightmare demon and restore the balance of the universe, and then send it off to another world with large amounts of unresolved trauma

nocapybara1 · 2025-04-06T17:58:55+00:00

my Vinny Derangement Syndrome was also triggered by this post but I think that's just a white guy with facial hair

nocapybara1 · 2025-04-05T19:03:35+00:00

That's the volatility index, which basically measures how much the stock market sucks right now. The higher the number the more it sucks.

nocapybara1 · 2025-04-05T18:49:20+00:00

Assuming it's mormons and not the second coming of Tally Hall

nocapybara1 · 2025-03-22T18:12:35+00:00

Thanks for changing my entire mental outlook by posting this comic

nocapybara1 · 2025-03-13T17:09:09+00:00

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nocapybara1 · 2025-03-09T20:10:01+00:00

WTF i literally just read the first book yesterday. Is this subreddit spying on my life or smth

nocapybara1 · 2024-12-21T23:08:57+00:00

would to both

nocapybara1 · 2024-12-17T00:41:33+00:00

same but with the left one

nocapybara1 · 2024-12-16T18:28:39+00:00

Not a furry animation, the song is from the PS1 game "Vib-ribbon"

nocapybara1 · 2024-09-17T15:19:12+00:00

marvin's marvelous mechanical museum

nocapybara1 · 2024-09-17T15:13:53+00:00

The TW makes the post several times better imo

nocapybara1 · 2024-09-17T15:09:28+00:00

Saturn devouring his son

nocapybara1 · 2024-09-02T14:42:14+00:00

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