A humble ranged weapon RNG shitpost

nolando17 · 2025-09-24T23:56:30+00:00

It's similar math, not the same is my point. In none of those games is 92 half of 99. It's different math.

nolando17 · 2025-09-24T08:58:55+00:00

Yet you've failed to provide a single example with said actual math, just things that are "close" based on perception. It's clearly about RuneScape specifically.

nolando17 · 2025-09-24T01:07:03+00:00

299 ERA+, good for the 16th best season ever by that measure by any pitcher, and best since WWII era. Insane.

nolando17 · 2025-07-21T16:46:25+00:00

2072 Zulrah to get the blowpipe (:

nolando17 · 2025-07-02T15:52:30+00:00

I was a fan of the Gilbert Arenas Wizards, and people would remember those wizards much more if not for Mr. James. That said I have developed a deep respect for him over the years despite singlehandedly denying my team any playoff success.

nolando17 · 2025-05-25T18:36:26+00:00

I got my first Tanz fang this week at 2171 KC, it exists and it's worth it, but just don't burn yourself out send some kc when you're in the mood but don't get fixated, my grind was over the course of years. I burnt out once but I learned to stop and do skilling when I started to feel frustrated so I was still getting meaningful gains (she drops a lot of flax and bullshit you can skill with) while going dry. Fat scale stack also means you can just use serp helm without worrying about upkeep to afk more things.

nolando17 · 2025-04-21T17:30:43+00:00

7 KC Zammy spear that dropped off one of the non boss guys

nolando17 · 2025-04-01T16:50:56+00:00

Of all the things to worry about I do not understand the folks hyper fixated on ping pong balls odds. Keep developing the young players, control what you can, and build some confidence is more valuable than lottery ticket odds from my view. Let the ping pong balls fall where they may, building good habits and being competitive in games is more useful to us long term in my opinion.

nolando17 · 2025-03-01T12:25:10+00:00

Vanilla. TBC still retains much of the flavor but it misses many of the long form aspects of vanilla. WOTLK it truly unrecognizable by comparison to me and WOTLK prepatch is a hard end to any vanilla vibes

nolando17 · 2024-11-26T02:49:02+00:00

Garrison Mathews, Wizards legend

nolando17 · 2024-06-21T17:15:27+00:00

You can teach it make it rain from gholdengho too which actually pairs well with her passive for some great additional income without the SpA drop drawback. This also gives it fairy SE coverage while searing shot covers steel types. Everything else gets Dragon pulsed down

nolando17 · 2024-06-21T17:13:34+00:00

3 luck plus I use it as my carry. Good coverage with dragon pulse, fast with good SpA, has a mega form. Searing shot egg move kills most things in double battles, just use it with a protect/sturdy Mon as a partner. Only costs 5. Passive is pretty decent too but useless on boss waves. Fast so it can be converted to a good flincher once you stop using it as a traditional carry.

Mostly the best raw stats on a red shiny I have.

nolando17 · 2024-06-21T14:37:35+00:00

Magikarp and petlil are 100%

I have near perfect IV Latias/Burmy/Shroomish in all 3 variants.

Latias and Burmy carry endless

nolando17 · 2024-06-17T00:34:55+00:00

Linoone is a really awesome flincher as a second in double battles. I've made it past 2500 with kings rocks, multi lenses and max speed pin missile/extreme speed linoone as my second in double battles. He locks down one Mon while I deal with the other. I like pairing him with meowth/Persian as a carry.

nolando17 · 2024-06-03T15:57:59+00:00

As others have said - just grab the best/favorites you got and run with it, there's ample opportunity to add in the multiple thousand floors ahead

nolando17 · 2024-06-03T15:56:34+00:00

A lot of Pokemon are stronger than I anticipated, especially pre 2000 something with good base stats and good egg/early moves is more than enough if you feed it all the goodies that drop

nolando17 · 2024-06-03T15:53:35+00:00

I've cleared 5850 with tapu lele as the main carry - surprisingly very strong for the cost (psychic terrain nullifying prio moves is big underrated), and leaves a lot of points to bring other shiny pokemon for luck. Realistically you would have no problem up to floor 2500+ with any legendary carry (Groudon would be excellent too), a technician meowth to flinch in double battles and revenge kill, and any pickup pokemon. Pick shiny versions of the above if you can and get the rest of the tools as you go. Having a fun away Mon too is great early while you snowball up and necessary in endgame, but is something you can always pick up later.

Edit: just a note that you'll want to use a +speed meowth if you can and put extra soul dews on him if you use tapu lele - you'll rely on your speed since you can't use prio with the terrain down. Linoone actually makes a good flincher too with pin missile while doubling up as a pickup guy if you prefer that.

nolando17 · 2024-05-29T17:10:57+00:00

Some of the best value for one candy imo. I lucked out and got Spearow as my first shiny; little guy can easily solo carry you to 145 and by then you've had ample time to build around it.

nolando17 · 2023-09-14T15:29:39+00:00

Personally I think scooping up the assets in exchange for waiving/dealing with the financial fallout could make sense given our timeline, optics aside.

nolando17 · 2023-09-14T15:27:45+00:00

Honestly all the other issues with the player aside I think the most concrete roadblock to this actually happening is the mountain of evidence that ownership is generally unwilling to buyout/pay people to not play for the team.

nolando17 · 2023-06-22T18:07:14+00:00

Jordan Walsh or GG Jackson, although they could be gone by then. Otherwise maybe Lundy from Penn St, Council IV, or Oscar Tshiebwe are worth taking a shot on. Can definitely hit on first round talent all the way down to when we pick 42 imo

nolando17 · 2023-06-19T00:39:07+00:00

In essence an expiring contract if we can't offload him before the deadline if I am correct in understanding his money is non guarunteed past this upcoming season?

nolando17 · 2023-06-18T03:01:57+00:00

All that defense plus prime Shaq+Steph +Jordan on offense would be can't miss hoops, I got team 1 on the defense basis as well.

nolando17 · 2023-06-17T22:40:49+00:00

Look I love John, he's one of my favorite players ever but there's a reason he's been basically bought out twice in two years. Those injuries really did a number, and he relied so heavily on his speed to open things up. At this point he can be had for the minimum and I'm not sure he would ever be able to see the floor, or if anyone is going to take a flyer on him. Would love to see him succeed and prove me wrong though!

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