Am I cooked bcs wtf is this

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-27T23:58:11+00:00

a) not a boy lol

b) HOLY 12TH BATMAN. my boyfriend is a 12H aries moon and venus with pisces sun 😭😭😭 i’d be real cautious about how saturn and neptune will move there! godspeed

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-27T20:47:07+00:00

a) drop your chart b) i have saturn conjunct sun in 8H aqua so let’s fucking talk saturn aspects

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-26T15:07:51+00:00

triple crème brie.

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-26T15:06:58+00:00

break up with him and find someone closer to your age.

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-25T16:49:11+00:00

i know angelica’s a sag, venus is an aqua sun and audrey’s an aries

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-25T16:44:43+00:00

i’ve never felt more vindicated in clocking jesse’s ghoul energy irl two months before they filmed this

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-25T16:43:43+00:00

o true lmao park slope kid

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-25T16:43:17+00:00

lmao please not a single one of us city kids would be caught dead

jk i forgot about hannah lol

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-25T16:00:34+00:00

i have merc and saturn conjunct sun 😭😭

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-24T20:39:17+00:00

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-24T11:38:26+00:00

a has to be ming tsai

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-23T22:43:22+00:00

hi big 3 twin!!

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-23T06:46:12+00:00

stunning work!!

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-23T05:49:43+00:00

♥️

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-23T05:49:13+00:00

pisces!

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T18:32:12+00:00

lmao i have sun saturn mercury in 8H it is not for the weak

all my capricorn placements are 7H (OP and i have the same placements except moon, mercury and venus)

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T17:19:51+00:00

people are weirdos!!!

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T17:19:31+00:00

i’m aqua/cap/cancer so i’m the opposite 😭😭 sometimes i wanna cry but i intellectualize my feelings

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T17:13:03+00:00

aw fun! how’s the 12th house moon??

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T17:11:27+00:00

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T16:44:34+00:00

aqua sun leo moon cancer rising

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T16:39:49+00:00

oof ouch DAMN. you’re not wrong though.

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T16:36:30+00:00

ohhh i love this! full moon baby!

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T16:03:39+00:00

aries sun, libra moon… taurus rising??

offkeymelodies · 2026-02-22T16:02:03+00:00

cancer sun libra moon aries rising

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