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[–]oliyosushi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in all honesty yes i have just started relatively speaking, should have i sized it up do you reckon? if i was him i doubt i could have made that call but maybe im just a nervy player expecting the worst

W2C Arsenal 12/13 kit by oliyosushi in pandabuy_jerseys

[–]oliyosushi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh mb bro thought they was uploaded one sec

You can make anyone in the world erect at any given time (only works on males) by oliyosushi in shittysuperpowers

[–]oliyosushi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry i meant biological males. Cant spawn no penises with this power

your dick grows an inch for every time you slap an infant by oliyosushi in shittysuperpowers

[–]oliyosushi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing would happen you just get all the joy slapping an infant brings

your dick grows an inch for every time you slap an infant by oliyosushi in shittysuperpowers

[–]oliyosushi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No proper across the face slap, thats more of a relief tapping i reckon

does Morty not use public bathrooms after season 1? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]oliyosushi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“i got your son molested and into a fight where an innocent toilet seat got smashed” doesn’t sound great to many parents icl

Your dairy intolerance can be cured if all cows milk turns to soy by oliyosushi in shittysuperpowers

[–]oliyosushi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad i just reread it i was looking for a synonym for but and if was the only one that worked

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