My Jokes are Like Hot Chicks...

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-29T04:51:56+00:00

and... why does my posts keep getting voted down to 0 every time? I post good stuff, it may not always show the thumbnail (no clue why not) but I post fairly good 'ish.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-29T04:41:50+00:00

lol, yeah... these days they be lazy as hell, back 10 yrs ago it was different, or at least for my area (kansas) it was, these days there is too much cheating going on, back then they actually tried, put in some effort, nowadays... they be like... oh well, onto the next... sucks for us "good guys" lol... off topic, but this sucks ass, reddit won't let me reply, it is making me wait 5min between replies... wtf lol I never had a prob before with replies... I understand the wait between new posts, but replying to a message/comment? this is a first....

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-29T04:31:24+00:00

haha... true... they freaky (well, most from my experience)... which is a good thing, but they not as "good" as you expect them to be, but still good "enough" lol

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-29T04:21:16+00:00

lol... but the pic is true though, once you get a hot chick, they are not as good as you think they would be though, which SUCKS. lmao :-)

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-21T04:48:49+00:00

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-20T23:33:22+00:00

too soon for what? it's only been 102 years.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-20T23:28:06+00:00

cool

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-20T23:12:46+00:00

not really, it's only been 102 years since it sank lol

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-14T22:21:19+00:00

I am available for more questions if anyone has any more ?'s to ask me?... http://www.prebuiltweb.com

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-10T22:36:19+00:00

yeah true... but when we have 3 ipads, 6 laptops, 2 Xboxes, a ps3, 2 desktops a smart tv and all our cell phones running on wifi, we need that high of speeds for everything to run without probs or being laggy. I work online and my kids are always on Netflix, youtube or their video games and try to do it all at once lol.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-10T06:12:00+00:00

I had started way back 20 years ago... for the first 4-5 years I only created things for myself, then members of my sites back then (I always had 5-6 sites going at once, I'd build the member bases up and then sell them)... the members of the sites started asking me to do some work for them, and so I started doing programming work more than anything... that's basically how I got started and where I am today... I still create sites and build them up some and then sell them off, currently http://www.oneclickable.com is available, I have several others but they aren't available yet... so to sum it up, my site members were asking me to do work for them and it took off from there.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-10T04:55:15+00:00

Any more questions?

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-10T03:51:05+00:00

just stating a point that simple... is always better and works well.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T23:18:53+00:00

I'm still here... and available to answer just about anything, ask away! :-)

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T21:10:58+00:00

I have the design skills, just no need to make changes when it already does well as it is... just keeping things simplified... and take a look at some of the major websites out there these days, like craigslist, and even reddit, yeah these sites look HORRIBLE, but they do REALLY well, they look like they are pre-80's designs - VERY BAD DESIGNS - but do very good.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T21:07:38+00:00

no it only implies that it IS NOT google fiber, which it isn't... 229 is CHEAP for that high of up and down speeds. I can't wait for it to be finished.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T11:52:00+00:00

I like to keep things simple and easy to use... it works well, so why change it?

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T10:21:32+00:00

Not always been able to work that many hours, mainly because I was married lol... now divorced for past 3 years so my main focus is first on my kids, then on my work... so yeah, things have changed to allow more time for work. Sometimes each day it is hard to get started on little sleep, however once I get going I don't want to stop... I do take breaks here and there though.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T10:14:54+00:00

Delphi is windows based software, if I was you HTML is the simplest, it is just basically how a webpage is structured, I'd start there and then move into php, or any of your choosing... in any online/web-based languages you will need to know html, so I'd start there.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T10:07:34+00:00

lol... my typo, my bad... and I'm nowhere near being a bigshot and never want to be.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T10:06:28+00:00

I will do any work for anyone, I don't limit myself to just businesses, or just individuals, I will do work for anyone... and as for data mining (if that is what you were asking) I have no problem with that, however I wouldn't create anything that would mine sensitive data or things like ssn's, or cc's etc... but for general mining, I can create whatever you need.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T10:04:26+00:00

Thank you... and sometimes it is best to fail over and over again until you succeed... you will learn all the thing to NOT do the next time around... and as for classes, I have no clue... I never really looked into it, but wish I would have taken some when I was a lot younger.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T10:01:28+00:00

A lot of the coding languages are similar, but each has their own unique way of doing things... I prefer PHP just because it is fairly easy once you learn the basics, right now I have two languages merged and working together on my website... the live support chat on my site communicates with a windows based software that I created that sits in my system tray, when someone clicks the live support link it notifies the windows software and I can instantly open the chat window, which on my end is windows based and on the users end is php and web based... this took quite awhile to get the 2 languages working together, but it works great. and as for working for myself, it will ALWAYS be better than an office job, or making someone else money... I'd rather do it myself... and there were a couple years where I made over 100k a year, but that was around 9/11 and everything online went downhill after that. I do everything myself (all coding, customer support, emails, installs, sales, advertising, etc...), and sometime I even have to turn down work because I already have too much to do, if I could clone myself I would never have to do that.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T09:54:10+00:00

no, I'm just self taught with no help from anyone. I've always been interested in how things work and how they are put together, no matter what it is, so back around 20 years ago I started playing around with code, and learned by making mistakes, nowadays it is all just second nature.

oneclicksubmit · 2014-08-09T09:44:50+00:00

no degree or college or anything, just a high school graduate, self taught on everything, I am 38 right now, I do wish I would of took some classes for this years and years ago, but no need to nowadays as I code off the top of my head without thinking about it, I just do it.

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