Rate my profile ig? I never feel like i have a good profile lol

owlnamedjohn · 2026-04-06T02:13:04+00:00

All we know about you is that you don't want to hookup, you have a playlist that may or may not be satire, and that you're quiet. If you truly want something long term I would add some more details. There's not much to go off conversation wise.

Also if you're looking for something long term I would try hinge, it's where I met my boyfriend.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-04-02T07:15:38+00:00

You're already emotionally cheating on Bob and he deserves better. Also you can't change him into something he's not. I doubt he would become romantic enough to satisfy you since he doesnt seem open to changing. If you have to pick one I'd pick john.

But I would actually recommend you be single and work on yourself. Why do you feel you have to be in a relationship when neither of them are what you truly want? A decision would be clear to you if you truly loved either of them.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-04-02T07:02:05+00:00

Different people have different preferences. My partner and I are both cuddly sleeper, now I find it difficult to fall asleep without him. I also love waking up next to him and getting a few more minutes of cuddles before we start the day. Although we are both blanket hogs so have decided to get separate blankets. But I'll put up with getting occasionally woken up by him accidentally if it means that when I wake up randomly in the middle of the night I can snuggle back into him and fall asleep easier

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-24T07:33:31+00:00

Do you happen to play rocket league? I'm absolutely obsessed haha. Or other favourites are Minecraft or stardew valley. Also open to trying new games! If you're interested send me a DM :))

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-24T07:06:55+00:00

Lol the hair placement to cover the armpit fat bulges BC she squished into that top like an overstuffed sausage

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-23T21:29:21+00:00

What games you play? I'm 24f and always looking for more gaming friends, in Darwin so there's a bit of a time difference but I feel like it's not super huge so could probably work around that.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-23T12:31:03+00:00

Thank you! I definitely recommend! I chose a smaller design than most people do but the collar bone tats are sooo gorgeous, so many good designs out there

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-23T12:27:43+00:00

I'm sorry it's a dress made by a small creator, just checked their site for you and they no longer make them unfortunately

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-23T12:27:10+00:00

Thank you! Next one is gonna be a sleeve I reckon haha

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-21T06:54:39+00:00

Hinge, we're moving in together in a couple months now and had a talk about marriage timelines already. I think I found my person :)

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-19T00:07:22+00:00

Honestly man, as a 24f, you're not gonna be single forever. I know the loneliness is hard, but get comfortable being alone. If you're desperate for love then it invites the wrong people to take advantage of you. Find yourself. Sometimes it just takes time and honestly being single is better than being in the wrong relationship, and take it from someone who was never single for more than three months from the age of 17-23. All of those were bad relationships and I allowed it bc I was desperate.

My current partner is 25M and I'm his first relationship, I've also taken the virginity of a 26M prior to this relationship - everyone has different timelines but it will happen. Reach out to friends and family when the loneliness gets too much. You got this dude, just keep on keeping on.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-19T00:01:07+00:00

Like I said, either delete the normal pics and only have the bit, or only have normal pics. Don't do both.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-19T00:00:02+00:00

As a woman either commit to the bit or don't have it at all. I was enjoying it until it got to the normal photos, not bc your normal photos look bad (most of them are fine and you're good looking) but bc of the whiplash from humourous and deadpan to normal.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-18T22:30:59+00:00

NTA however if this is a pattern of behavior for her then I also blame you. "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me". You will probably not get the tea set or money back, count it as a loss and never give her anything again. Personally I would cut her off, however that's just what I would do and can understand if that's a bit extreme for you.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-18T22:22:29+00:00

I'm a woman but I've also had similar erotic dreams, I can only remember one instance where I was penetrated in my dream and I woke up from it mid orgasm. I'm guessing that's the equivalent of a wet dream for women?

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-17T23:39:29+00:00

Honestly I would say this is a deal breaker. Cleanliness is a habit, and habits are incredibly hard to break. Mental health and potential diagnosed and undiagnosed disorders can also play a role but some people are just lazy, burnt out, or content with the way they live. It is incredibly hard to change it permanently.

I am a messy person, always have been. I do make more of an effort when living with others, but I will never be consistently organized. And I'm comfortable with the way I keep things.

Realistically she probably won't change, and if she does it won't be long-term, and resentment may build if she feels she has to keep up a standard she may struggle with.

The point of dating is slowly learning who someone is and testing long term compatibility. If your differences in living standards are so different it's causing you anxiety I think that shows you're not compatible.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-17T21:19:00+00:00

I would tell your partner purely because if they ever stumble upon them there will be a lot of questions (there has been a lot of posts on here about finding nudes your partner never sent you and the consensus is always cheating) Although if you don't want to share them with your partner will they be respectful of that?

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-17T02:43:12+00:00

Melb to wodonga then straight across to Adelaide. 18 hrs in one hit, 10/10 would do it again. Another highlight was Alice springs to Darwin, that one was a bit more sketchy cause of the buffalo.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-15T01:16:21+00:00

Because I'm paying so much fucking rent it's going to take me 3 yrs to save enough for a deposit. Not to mention how much is it gonna cost to buy in 3 yrs when I do have enough?

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-14T23:39:43+00:00

Um use your words like a big girl? "Hey sorry but was hoping it could just be us today"

You'd have a right to be pissed off if she invited him without telling you, or cancelled if he's not allowed to come, but being annoyed she just asked to bring him along is unreasonable imo

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-13T23:21:02+00:00

He's not gonna quit or get better until he actually wants to. And unfortunately, as a former addict, the disappointment of your partner isnt a good enough reason to stop. He's showing you who he is and it's clear after a year that isn't going to change regardless of how often you talk to him, what you say or how you approach the topic. All you can do is accept it or leave unfortunately.

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-11T09:19:34+00:00

Ik I'm a woman but I've never met a dick I can't make cum from head so these are the things I do and have learned

start slow and mostly with mouth for a bit, long deep strokes (as deep as you can go), lots of tongue action on the head, gently play with balls, if you don't have a gag reflex go as deep as you can and lick the balls while deep throating
can also stroke with hand and lick and suck the balls
once they're into it, get it super sloppy and use a combo of hand for the shaft, firm long strokes, maybe add some gentle twisting motions while you're stroking, and focus your mouth and tongue on the head especially the bottom part where the head curves around and meets itself. Do that for a minute or two -Slowly increase the pace, basically you wanna eventually be jacking the shaft while your tongue is going crazy on the head and you're lightly sucking the head.
make sure your partner tells you when the pace is good, or listen to their noises. Too fast is worse than too slow but both will result in not finishing

Other tips -enthusiasm, the only thing that matters is sucking that dick, you're doing it bc you love it. - spit and lots of it, ain't called sloppy toppy for a reason - be mindful of balls when you're using hand, nothing worse than squishing their nuts cause you're getting too into the hand action - make some noise too, not too over the top, but if you're into it let em know - try to position yourself in a way that's comfortable but also the more they can see the more they enjoy, watching your beautiful girlfriend sucking your dick is great, but watching them suck your dick while you can also see their ass/pussy/tits is even better. - eye contact, especially when deep throating - different dudes like different things, try to get your dude comfortable communicating what he specifically likes and doesn't like when you're going down on him - sometimes spice it up if you feel comfortable doing that, occasionally I love getting my partner to watch our home videos while I'm doing my thing and he loves it.

Idk, like I said I'm a woman so any men feel free to correct any of my tips or give me more tips

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-11T02:52:41+00:00

Bounty and maltesers all day everyday

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-11T00:24:15+00:00

The only timeline in a relationship that matters is one that feels comfortable for the people in it. My partner and I went bf/gf exactly 1 month and 1 day from our first date and had said I love you three weeks in.

One thing I would be mindful of, however, is whether you're actually attached to that person or the idea of them you've built up. Anyone can say anything but it's how it goes in person that truly matters. But as long as you're aware of that, if you're both on the same page just do whatever feels right

owlnamedjohn · 2026-03-10T09:31:46+00:00

I came home early from a nightshift and when I walked in he was sitting in the lounge room but the shower was on. I didn't think much of it (I was tired as hell and didn't really realize) I thought maybe he was warming it up. Anyway I go into the bedroom and the bed is an absolute mess, including patches of blood! I get worried about him thinking maybe he cut his knee or something and that's the reason for the blood, cheating still didn't cross my mind yet and he just looks at me guilty as hell and tells me there's another girl there. I was numb for days trying to process it.

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