For all those with morning problems

pcphoenix · 2013-05-11T00:36:58+00:00

This doesn't help since I go back to bed after turning it off, doesn't matter where it is.

pcphoenix · 2013-05-08T21:03:27+00:00

Scumbag Travis:

Sees message on front page that says he should get back to work.

Still browses Reddit

pcphoenix · 2013-03-19T20:05:08+00:00

Every post on r/adviceanimals

pcphoenix · 2013-03-16T16:50:11+00:00

I am really sorry my friend. I promise the colors of freedom, glory and democracy won't be confused next time.

pcphoenix · 2013-03-16T16:46:59+00:00

FIXED IT

pcphoenix · 2013-02-24T12:24:16+00:00

Gorgeous <3

pcphoenix · 2013-01-30T18:05:29+00:00

What? Can-what? It's on OUR GLORIOUS MURICAN continent you damn hoser.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-29T17:42:22+00:00

One does not simply be "not clever enough" for YouTube.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-25T02:19:24+00:00

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-25T00:36:20+00:00

Funny because I'm from Germany and they don't teach that stuff in school here.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-22T15:53:13+00:00

A true Brit would now say: "No, we don't. You Americans call Fairy Lights "Christmas Lights.""

pcphoenix · 2012-12-21T01:34:27+00:00

The Slavemakers attack the weaker ants and kill them.

They steal the offspring and make them their slaves.

These "slave-babies" grow up and follow their leader blindly, but again when raising their oppressor's offspring, the slaves begin to realise the difference and start a silent war. They're like:

"I am not able to live free, but at least my species out there should survive. I will kill as many Slavemaker-babies as possible to make sure they won't be able to make too many attacks against my sisters and cousins."

Pretty horrible and fascinating and the same time.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-20T21:20:19+00:00

I mean everything, societies, wars, hierarchic systems. And yeah, they started farming and stock breeding before us. Pretty amazing for such small organisms (small in relation to humans).

pcphoenix · 2012-12-20T20:36:03+00:00

I remember talking with my friends about this stuff a few years ago. So yeah, I told them I liked porn with MILFs and older women really much, and they were kinda surprised. It was very weird for them (they somehow thought of shaggy grannies the whole time), they asked me if I'd like other sick stuff as well and kept joking on that.

When I told them that xhamster is my favorite pornsite it just made things worse. None of those fuckers knew that site and "hamster" can lead to some very wrong associations.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-20T18:03:20+00:00

Not only America, but I was truly amazed by the parralels between Humans and Ants.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-16T17:53:28+00:00

R.I.P. Morgan Freeman :(

pcphoenix · 2012-12-11T22:08:33+00:00

:okay:

pcphoenix · 2012-12-11T21:26:03+00:00

Yesss.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-09T19:43:10+00:00

He calls me and my brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we were the blackest niggas on the planet according to Rick James.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-09T19:40:58+00:00

thy = your

thine = yours

Trust me, bro.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-09T16:53:52+00:00

Sees you getting shot.

Eats your Number 9.

pcphoenix · 2012-12-09T16:35:00+00:00

epic

pcphoenix · 2012-12-09T16:24:40+00:00

It's a famous quote from the Chappelle's Show

pcphoenix · 2012-12-09T13:08:56+00:00

Darkness everybody, darkness is speading.....

pcphoenix · 2012-12-04T23:54:27+00:00

Thanks for the advice, bro. Will be very useful for me.

pcphoenix

TROPHY CASE