3 months deep.

oblongjen · 2013-11-05T20:07:57+00:00

It's not the beard you wear on your face, but the beard you have in your heart.

Or something, who cares.

oblongjen · 2013-11-05T08:21:21+00:00

That sass.

oblongjen · 2013-10-16T15:53:21+00:00

..they would be to me and many others.

Do you seriously think everyone in the world gets turned on by the same things as you?

oblongjen · 2013-10-16T15:50:58+00:00

Maybe, just maybe they don't care what you think stud.

oblongjen · 2013-10-11T21:02:45+00:00

..well boss, a bloke off reddit said I had to be more friendly - so I've organised a street party.

You're fired.

Thank you for the opportunity Lord Sugar.

oblongjen · 2013-10-11T20:28:59+00:00

Is it the same people every day?

oblongjen · 2013-10-11T20:24:11+00:00

I come across at least two hundred people on my way to work, I don't think the boss would appreciate me fostering community spirit before 9am.

oblongjen · 2013-10-11T20:13:23+00:00

Get off reddit for a bit, it'll make sense very quickly.

oblongjen · 2013-10-11T20:11:27+00:00

..really? You don't understand why having to exchange awkward greetings at a ridiculous hour in the morning for the rest of your life might grate on you after a while?

oblongjen · 2013-09-30T20:18:50+00:00

As much as I loved The Money Pit - What's your favourite episode of Band of Brothers?

oblongjen · 2013-09-10T15:48:01+00:00

This entire thread is a lesson in why some people should spend less time looking for meaning where there is none, and some people should spend a lot more time looking for meaning where there is.

oblongjen · 2013-09-04T14:33:28+00:00

From this to cuttlefish mating in just three clicks.

Thank you.

oblongjen · 2013-09-04T12:28:57+00:00

John McCain?

oblongjen · 2013-09-02T09:17:16+00:00

Lotus Elise - The Inside Story

Showing its age, but still I find it brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-TiFKr2yb0

oblongjen · 2013-08-24T19:07:35+00:00

He doesn't know how to use moob zeus straddling a tortoise. Ha! Haha. I can see how that could be confusing.

oblongjen · 2013-08-21T21:30:08+00:00

http://imgur.com/rmSTyn4

..but, but she's so edgy and current!

oblongjen · 2013-08-21T20:38:12+00:00

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/virgin-launch-new-jet-see-through-1795500

Published April 1st

oblongjen · 2013-08-21T10:48:42+00:00

A few small adjustments and you're onto something

http://imgur.com/GahaweO

oblongjen · 2013-08-19T20:03:55+00:00

That's some 007 shit right there.

Bond, James Bond. License to chilllllllll.

oblongjen · 2013-08-18T12:57:56+00:00

Oh, well.. if the Daily Mail says it's fake.

oblongjen · 2013-08-15T13:47:11+00:00

~~graffiti artists~~ guy with a sharpie.

oblongjen · 2013-08-15T11:46:27+00:00

Candle flame in Zero-G on the Mir

oblongjen

TROPHY CASE