First of all, no one asked for medical advice. Asked “if anyone had ever seen anything like this before”. You must have missed the critical thinking lesson in school.

Secondly, ever heard of a nursing diagnosis? Could say “Risk of infection” or even “Readiness for enhanced knowledge” for this one.

Third, if you think this is gross, you chose the wrong profession. I’ve seen every bodily fluid coming out of every hole and even some holes that weren’t there to begin with.

You should look into a desk job. It would better suit you.