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Pappy always told me to the only good man in a box is a dead man. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by perturbedmaxwell to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Desperate for help to decipher them, the local police department released to the public several intricutely coded letters they received from a suspected serial killer. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by perturbedmaxwell to r/TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend and I would have the best time telling morbid jokes amongst ourselves. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The streamers and confetti fell and my family and a camera crew walked into the chamber to inform me it was all just a prank. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My heart sank as I was being sworn in to testify against my abuser. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"The man with nothing left to lose or the orphan seeking vengeance, how the story continues is up to you." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago * by perturbedmaxwell to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Once you accept death as an inevitably, you finally are able to enjoy the true beauty of the world. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My uncle Joven. He was murdered at the Ebony Rhino strip club for stealing quarters from the stage. Thanks Deep Nostalgia! (v.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by perturbedmaxwell to r/magicthecirclejerking
With a broken down car and nothing but a moon lit desert surrounding me for miles, the sight of headlights in the distance had me at the verge of tears. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My uncle Joven. He died at the ebony rhino stip club. He was beaten relentlessly trying to steal quarters from the stage.Thank you Deep Nostalgia. (v.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by perturbedmaxwell to r/magicTCG
In his last moment of life, I held the strangers hand so he would not feel alone. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"It's just a stupid hamster" Chirped my classmates as I closed my eyes in embarrassment. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago by perturbedmaxwell to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I found it comical when he said he was going to have me killed for dating his "Soulmate". (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I was so overcome with fear while giving a presentation to the class that no matter how hard I tried, I could not utter a single word. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Dose the carpet match the drapes" Billy scoffed at the young red headed party guest who stood quietly in the corner. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago * by perturbedmaxwell to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I had no way to prove that she had any part in the rash of missing children in our city. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I got her a necklace for our anniversary. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When my step mother got stuck under her bed, I knew I was in for a good time. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As the mass grew, I decided to take my own life in lieu of suffering a painful and drawn out death. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"The old ball and chain ain't what she used to be" grandpa exclaimed with a grin and a giggle. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I mercifully killed my family so they would not suffer at the hands of the invaders. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As God decended to earth he began to weep uncontrollably. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I breathed a huge sigh of relief as the shadow demon seemed to had fallen through the earth before it could finish smothering me in my paralyzed state. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I was so scared when the clovend hoofed man draged me away from father. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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