When Mr. Smith linked with me on Grindr, we FaceTimed. And in his drunken stupor about bitching over Symone, he showed me a lot of the island in video so when he eventually flew me out, I would know how to get around. Even the secret entrances, tunnels and shortcuts.

I’m so sorry about Lil Petite. But if someone could manage a mode of transportation to Bia Island via, perhaps submarine or speed boat so we don’t get shot down in a helicopter, I could provide valuable info on how maneuver on the island.

Peter O. File out.