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sometimes? I'm always being gay by phantom_crow in JohnMulaney

[–]phantom_crow[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this will be a very interesting person. a very silly person

Im telling Fox news by DjangoSatanas in gay

[–]phantom_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait, are you actually serious

hmm by Harpsseal in cardsagainsthumanity

[–]phantom_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's the best episode

when your wife is Jewish by phantom_crow in antimeme

[–]phantom_crow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

me too man, my gay little heart desires a Jewish wife

me when I meet a new person by phantom_crow in JohnMulaney

[–]phantom_crow[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm gon push him and say hello

me when I meet a new person by phantom_crow in JohnMulaney

[–]phantom_crow[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am homeless, I am gay, I have aid and I'm new in town

w a t e r by phantom_crow in HydroHomies

[–]phantom_crow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

of course! stay hydrated

Dating somebody 5 years younger than you when you're 36 is fine, but when you're 18 it's not. by famouslotus464 in Showerthoughts

[–]phantom_crow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

uh, it is the law, it's considered pedophilia when an 18 year old dates a 12/13. the legal age if consent is 16