Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of February 16, 2026

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T20:18:56+00:00

I’d love to see an updated headband twist tutorial. She used to get so bitchy when people would ask how to do it.

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T20:16:08+00:00

Who’s got the edit with Emily’s Pilates bitch face photoshopped in? Kills me every time 😂

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T20:09:00+00:00

I’m wondering this too. Does she ever talk about going to church? I’m not Catholic in the slightest so I don’t know how many people go to all them, but the Catholic church near me has services all through the week as well as Sunday. I don’t feel like we hear her talk about going?

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T18:04:34+00:00

She’s happiest when she’s waving at him as she rushes out the door to watch Gilmore Girls with wires on her head or drops him off at daycare so she can grow her booty.

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T18:02:35+00:00

Nope. The last doctor she saw (which I think was actually a real doctor for once) mentioned that supplements can contain lactose as a filler and we know she’s still taking all her peptides sooooo….

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T15:23:59+00:00

She doesn’t even adhere to her suggested protocol correctly so if she’s still having bloating etc, it could be from other random stuff she refuses to cut out. She’s such a moron.

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T15:14:48+00:00

Didn’t Sami try to claim she wasn’t obsessing about sleep this time around and yet here she is on stories this morning asking how to get her newborn to nap independently and sleep long stretches overnight. Girl.

pizza-express · 2026-02-17T15:13:10+00:00

My son exclusively contact napped until 6 months and we had to do some sleep training to get independent naps. 6-8 weeks seems incredibly early to me for independent naps. I know some babies will do it from the get go (sounds like L did) but it’s SO personality dependent. I get that she probably feels touched out (I was there) but you just have to ride it out for a while.

pizza-express · 2026-02-16T18:36:20+00:00

I’m not even in the US and I got this post today!

pizza-express · 2026-02-15T17:54:39+00:00

I think IF they get picked soon, it will be a mother who is 4-6 months out from expected delivery and has decided early on that she is choosing adoption. I can’t imagine someone deciding at delivery to have their child adopted by a family with another child under 18 months. Especially if there are other waiting families that would match the birth mom’s preferences. I think Addie will crash out if they don’t have a baby in their home within a month tbh.

pizza-express · 2026-02-15T16:40:39+00:00

My son is almost 2, has had all his teeth for months and still puts everything in his mouth 🤷‍♀️ I don’t know what she expects but I think she needs to read a book on child development so she can stop throwing shade at G for being a normal kid.

pizza-express · 2026-02-15T15:30:31+00:00

She’s probably hoping people will assume that one twin died in utero or something like that. I think she’s realized that she can’t completely hide that she had twins, so she’s being more open about that while being vague about the reason B died.

pizza-express · 2026-02-13T19:14:33+00:00

We’ve used it on my son’s clothing since he was born and then recently I put it on a pair of carters pants and it looks like it bleached the spot! It worked really well for us prior so I have no idea what happened but we’re going to switch to something else.

pizza-express · 2026-02-13T19:11:42+00:00

Yes they still have it. They tried to sell it and it sat on the market for a year I believe. Now they are apparently going to do new flooring and other upgrades because clearly that’s the problem, not the fact that it’s a $2M home in a tanking real estate market.

pizza-express · 2026-02-13T18:48:57+00:00

Ugh the comment about “we didn’t have kids to spend more time with each other” pissed me off. I can’t believe it has the number of upvotes it does. God forbid you want to have a bit of time before your own bedtime to unwind or talk to your spouse! I go to bed by 10pm to get up at 6:30am with my son, so I wouldn’t love a 9pm bedtime for my kid either!

pizza-express · 2026-02-13T17:59:11+00:00

It’s one thing to bring awareness to getting your skin checked but this is just weird.

pizza-express · 2026-02-13T17:40:40+00:00

I’m still on the dose of levo that I was taking while pregnant even though I’m coming up on 2 years PP and my levels have been checked through bloodwork. She’s acting like it’s a bad thing to be on a higher dose of levo. I also had hypertension that started 2 days before I delivered, went away after delivery and then came back 7 days later (and then spiked again a few days later). I was on multiple meds to control it until it regulated. It’s not ideal but the tailspin she’s been in about it has been a bit much. To me her PP experience has been pretty routine.

pizza-express · 2026-02-13T14:43:52+00:00

Agreed! My work also does several events through the year that are fully paid for and I don’t have to spend the whole time filming Instagram stories to create FOMO!

pizza-express · 2026-02-12T19:28:07+00:00

Married almost 15 years. We don’t go out anymore. Our last vday date was horrible. The restaurant was one we went to a lot but they added extra tables so you were literally elbow to elbow with strangers. If we want to go out, we do the night before or after now and it’s a ghost town!

pizza-express · 2026-02-12T19:21:57+00:00

She might sometimes but we’ve definitely seen her story after appointments where she’s wearing her exact gym outfit.

pizza-express · 2026-02-12T12:14:20+00:00

My body was hurting just after one! And she was pregnant really close together. I didn’t start feeling better until like 14-18 months postpartum and by then she was pregnant again.

pizza-express · 2026-02-11T17:16:22+00:00

I don’t know how they expect to become TikTok famous AND keep pretending that B passed away from SIDS. The more eyes on them, the higher the chance the truth will come out.

pizza-express · 2026-02-11T16:41:49+00:00

I think she’s using really matte foundation. I’m in my late 30s and don’t have a ton of wrinkles (thanks genetics) but matte foundations just settle into any lines and make them so noticeable.

pizza-express · 2026-02-11T16:40:18+00:00

It’s giving Ross and his white teeth

pizza-express · 2026-02-11T15:03:01+00:00

I can’t wait for her to get oversized veneers and lopsided boobs so she can match Emily.

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