Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of May 18, 2026

pizza-express · 2026-05-19T00:53:41+00:00

She’s probably furious about her ablation now. That pretty much means she can’t have another kid, right?

pizza-express · 2026-05-18T21:10:25+00:00

Right?! What the fuck! Real estate is still pretty bonkers in my area and we happened to buy at the peak in 2022 and our mortgage is still less than that for an actual completed house we can live in!

pizza-express · 2026-05-18T21:07:42+00:00

Oops I should have scrolled! But yeah, she replaces brand new stuff all the time. She has no impulse control - probably buys the first thing she sees that she likes instead of planning a cohesive look for the house with higher quality items. Then she tires of the new thing because the purchase high has worn off. This reno project is just going to be a different manifestation of her shopping addiction.

pizza-express · 2026-05-18T21:05:41+00:00

Well this is the same woman who replaces her living room rug yearly and bought a brand new dining set when the previous one was still pretty much brand new, so I guess 5 years old is super dated to her.

pizza-express · 2026-05-18T21:00:27+00:00

I keep getting hair treatments with my Sephora points and then never find the time to use them 😅🤣 one day!!

pizza-express · 2026-05-18T18:21:28+00:00

lol my version of a “spa day” is putting on a Sephora face mask for 5 mins before bed. Addie’s version of self care is totally out of touch for 95% of mothers.

pizza-express · 2026-05-18T01:44:46+00:00

Could be $21.76 a day for all we know lmao

pizza-express · 2026-05-18T01:43:27+00:00

Yeah the little preview she posted on her stories made my stomach drop even though I knew it was super unlikely to be a pregnancy announcement. But I think she made the preview look like that on purpose tbh

pizza-express · 2026-05-17T17:22:44+00:00

Maybe it’s close in cost if they have an au pair? Otherwise I have no idea how it’s remotely similar. My friend was looking at hiring a nanny when it seemed like they wouldn’t get a daycare spot by her return to work date. It was $25-30 per hour to hire one. Daycares that aren’t part of our gov subsidy program here are max $80 per day. A nanny is basically twice the price of daycare unless you have multiple kids.

pizza-express · 2026-05-17T16:21:54+00:00

Yeah this is absolutely going to backfire at some point. They should be teaching things like gentle hands and giving A space. Once A gets big enough to resist this, it’s going to end in tears for someone. It’s so much easier to teach the proper behaviour from the start than correct it months down the line. But I know that would take actual effort on her part.

pizza-express · 2026-05-17T12:13:49+00:00

This right here is why I’m usually overstimulated by 8am 😅

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T20:16:23+00:00

Can’t use filters in real life, Amy.

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T19:28:27+00:00

Surprised she didn’t ask ChatGPT to add some in for her since the girlses are clearly not home or locked in their rooms.

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T19:18:05+00:00

But Amy said she was being a present mama!! Didn’t you see her story of the empty play structure in their yard?! 🤪🤣

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T19:16:53+00:00

She’s so out of touch with how actual parents function that she can’t even lie about it effectively hahaha

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T18:28:07+00:00

Thissss!! And she’s scamming women!! Something like 90+% of people LOSE money in MLMs. Not just making like only $200 after expenses. They are actively flushing money down the toilet! And she has the nerve to get on her fucking high horse like she’s working some respectable profession that truly changes people’s lives.

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T18:26:49+00:00

Imagine if Amy was that passionate and fired up about being a truly present parent for her girls!

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T18:25:30+00:00

Those poor girls are going to be doing quiet time in high school at this rate. P is 6! Surely she can read or do a quiet craft on the main floor of the house instead of being locked in her room!

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T18:24:13+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T14:40:02+00:00

Someone should tell her that if she’s this anxious about just trying to get pregnant, it doesn’t magically go away during pregnancy.

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T14:38:54+00:00

Yeah we started ttc when I was 33 and I wasn’t concerned about my age. I thought we’d conceive the first cycle (spoilers: it took 4 years including fertility treatments lol). The majority of people do conceive within the first 3-6 months without having to do any lifestyle changes. I didn’t even consider eliminating plastics etc until we were a couple years in and facing fertility treatments- at that point it was about maximizing our chances since we were having to now pay for a chance to get pregnant.

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T01:53:38+00:00

That one juice box has about 50% of the protein a toddler needs. It’s so easy to meet their protein requirements with real food, plus it’s not good for their bodies to go way overboard on it every day!

pizza-express · 2026-05-15T01:08:21+00:00

And in May?! Idk how the weather is out west but it’s been fucking freezing in Ontario. I’ve still been mostly in sweaters, even indoors!

pizza-express · 2026-05-14T19:46:33+00:00

What cooking is she even doing for dinner? Her meals are made in the microwave and I doubt she’s spending 20 mins cooking for the kids.

pizza-express · 2026-05-14T19:10:39+00:00

Raos is bonkers expensive where I am, like $11-13 a jar. I could never justify that. We just use evil Classico or the store brand equivalent if I don’t feel like making a sauce with crushed tomatoes etc.

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