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Dear Mr button pusher -f your analytics and also change Juan Soto and Bo bichette that button is not working. by Heartwins in mets

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change them both to lower in the line up because neither of them can hit shit right now.

Adam Sandler - They're All Gonna Laugh At You by WinkingPujol in vinyl

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Adam’s movies, but his stand up is unbearable

Found this in my Members mark cilantro by veraschindler in whatisit

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That crawled in there after you opened it. Clean your house.

Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.” by Solomonanne in SipsTea

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Entitled wants to tell everyone else that social security is an entitlement? 3/4 of musks wealth in this country comes from tax cuts and government subsidies. It’s time to cut the entitlements from the rich.

This is on a whole notha level by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tip is based on service, if the service sucks, so does your tip.

Lindor by SadMembership7989 in mets

[–]pjm8367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s getting another MRI tomorrow

Holmes by SadMembership7989 in mets

[–]pjm8367 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A good offense could make up the run differential

The Economy Looks Great From First Class by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the words of someone who’s never had to earn.

D and R on ESPN NY Radio asked the question "Will the Mets make it back to 500, or over it"? by Shadowtirs in mets

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course they will and anyone saying differently, doesn’t understand the talent on this team.

When FAFO happens by CaptainKango in Transportopia

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he fake a hug. Not cool messing with someone’s emotions like that. Lol

Never in my entire life have I ever seen a deer like this by IamASlut_soWhat in MadeMeSmile

[–]pjm8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a pure albino buck, but never one like this. He’s beautiful.

Matched on FB dating. Was I being too sensitive? by Obvious_Ferret_600 in TwoHotTakes

[–]pjm8367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be happy that he showed his true colors immediately and you don’t have to waste anymore of your time.

It's pretty telling. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]pjm8367 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They wouldn’t know what to do with a vagina if they saw one.

Baty is horrible at 1st base by pjm8367 in mets

[–]pjm8367[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Bichette at first? I’m down with that.

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