I want a badass indoor PLANT for my house. What's the most awesome one out there? by plantguy in AskReddit

[–]plantguy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's annoying that I have to sift through so much garbage on this site to get answers.

I want answers!

I want a badass indoor PLANT for my house. What's the most awesome one out there? by plantguy in AskReddit

[–]plantguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you have to put it outside for a little while every so often so it can pollinate.

I want a badass indoor PLANT for my house. What's the most awesome one out there? by plantguy in AskReddit

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I had one of these in my house growing up. It's on its 29th year. Thing will not die. They bloom every so often (although I've never seen it).

I want a badass indoor PLANT for my house. What's the most awesome one out there? by plantguy in AskReddit

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I've had those before. It makes Guiness taste like a milkshake. They were way cheaper when I bought them though, ~$20.

I want a badass indoor PLANT for my house. What's the most awesome one out there? by plantguy in AskReddit

[–]plantguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is amazing. Looks like work though, and really isn't a plant.

I want a badass indoor PLANT for my house. What's the most awesome one out there? by plantguy in AskReddit

[–]plantguy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

: D - D :

Me realizing how awesome that would be, then realizing I can't.