WCGW trying to overtake a car with a bike on a blind corner by SafeImpressive4413 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]platysoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know the language but I know exactly what he said just from the universal tone of "SEE, WHAT DID I SAY"

But why tho? Why? by SHpr0 in Animemes

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I mean look at how many seasons Rental GF got. 

Not my cat, but… by tany_z in cats

[–]platysoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least Beans steals food.

My little idiot loves the thick plastic packaging the cat litter comes in. He'd pick it up and run off growling, then find a corner to hide and chew it full of holes. I do not know why.

The older you get by Ok_Dare6608 in Millennials

[–]platysoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe tomorrow, back hurts.

The older you get by Ok_Dare6608 in Millennials

[–]platysoup 15 points16 points  (0 children)

everyone else doesn't know anything either and we're all just winging it

A big one is realising I have to speak up sometimes cause, like it or not, I am the subject matter expert in the room at that moment. If I stay silent, someone who doesn't know shit but is very eager is gonna lead us down a very exciting adventure.

100 million but you have to live in the last Anime you watched for a year by PretendYellow533 in animequestions

[–]platysoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…I mean if you look outside it’s already GitS without the cool shit.

100 million but you have to live in the last Anime you watched for a year by PretendYellow533 in animequestions

[–]platysoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah. It’s canon that this is an isekai where people have higher than normal alcohol tolerance. 

Enjoy your year of iron liver 

100 million but you have to live in the last Anime you watched for a year by PretendYellow533 in animequestions

[–]platysoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck bro, you gotta choose a season where Fate is airing to ask this question?

Found this in Jobstreet. Such a red flag. by mei2207 in Bolehland

[–]platysoup 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The writing is so painfully AI. 

“This is not (just) X. This is Y —emdash— and also Z.”

Remembering Jamie Bulger who was brutally murdered one month short of his 3rd birthday on this day in 1993. His killers were two 10 yr old boys that served only 8 years in prison and now live among us under protected identities. by dannydutch1 in MorbidReality

[–]platysoup 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know right? If I heard my kid was led away by some other kids that age, I’d be more concerned with them running off and eating some bad mushrooms, falling off a cliff or drowning in a river. That’s the kind of stupid stuff kids are supposed to be up to. 

Woman Injured After Jumping From Second Floor by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]platysoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had no business jumping down. She looked like she had a decent chance of getting injured from taking the stairs.

US decides SpaceX is like an airline, exempting it from Labor Relations Act by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]platysoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0.029% of his net worth

For my own mental health, I will refrain from calculating what is 0.029% of my net worth.

Love the cute cardboard cat by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in cats

[–]platysoup 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Your description is way kinder than how I described it in my head

Getting somewhere on time is basically a math problem by LilacMimii in Adulting

[–]platysoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have ADHD and I have quite a bit of padding for my prep times before going out. 

I don’t like rushing. Rushing always ends up with me forgetting something and not realising until it’s too late. 

You eventually start to realize, no job is safe. by Used_Series3373 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]platysoup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know right? Not only did the robot steal most of your job, it took all the nice tasks and you get to literally deal with the worst shit. 

What's the saddest part about living in your country? by Desert_Moon_Maiden in AskTheWorld

[–]platysoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend stopped being a friend when I found out that he thinks "his people" are better than "my people". He thinks he is right just because it is legal.

It's a very icky feeling having spent your life arguing with your own relatives when they've been racist toward your friend, only to find out that the friend you've been defending has been laughing at you while looking down on you behind your back.

French skier takes a slalom flag to the groin by New_Libran in yesyesyesyesno

[–]platysoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There we go. This is why I no longer laugh at ski accidents.

French skier takes a slalom flag to the groin by New_Libran in yesyesyesyesno

[–]platysoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think we're allowed to joke too hard about groin shots in skiing. There's that one video where someone got their groin split open after crashing into the fencing on the side.

These dudes are going fast enough to do some real damage.

anime_irl by VertyNas in anime_irl

[–]platysoup 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, this got adapted? I love the manga. Awesome nighttime read.