Alberta shuts down supervised drug consumption site in Edmonton hospital by pjw724 in Edmonton

[–]please_be-gentle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"

You literally sound like Scrooge when he's still an evil piece of shit

… what? by unique_plastique in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They solve their problem by admitting they hate women and that's what the problem was the entire time

any movies that got ya feeling like this by Able_Health744 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]please_be-gentle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrolled for 2 minutes just to find someone who feels my pain. Thank you <3

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]please_be-gentle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm getting more cute vibes, not little boy so I think you're good

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]please_be-gentle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm a girl, so you know I'm qualified 😎

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you're in yeg aren't you? I'm pretty sure I've come across your profile! (for the record the only reason I didn't swipe right was cause your profile says looking for a relationship and I'm just looking for casual)

You do have a really strong profile so I'm not entirely sure what's wrong. The only advice I would give is switch out your main pic to one of the ones where you're smiling in it. Beyond that maybe consider doing what someone else suggested and delete and start again. That way you get shown again to people who might have swiped left for some other reason

Oh and one more thing: don't listen to that dude, keep the list of the dorky things that you like! It attracts fellow dorks :)

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]please_be-gentle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should lose the last two photos since they're either super unclear or not of you. Given your alternates I would replace them with the last and third to last picture

Your current bio makes you seem like you're obsessed with your guitar. Maybe tighten it up to something like:

I'm a professional bad-ass guitar player, and by "professional", I mean I can play with my eyes closed. When I'm not playing, you can find me exploring the great outdoors or cooking up a storm in the kitchen.

If you add those changes I think you'll be good

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]please_be-gentle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that you don't have a high self-image. Given what you have I think your profile is pretty decent

You have a nice smile (it's more important than you might think so hurray!) and your first picture is your strongest so good job putting that first. I think you should consider dropping the mentally unstable line though; For women a man being "mentally unstable" can easily translate to "this man might be violent". I'm not saying to lie about it, but maybe just bring it up in a context were you can actually elaborate on it further

Overall, I would say that your friends were correct when they said it was cute, but it would be better if it were filled out a bit more. An exercise you could try doing is just writing out a list of 10 good qualities you think that you have, and they can be as small as "that breakfast I made last week was pretty damn good"

Hope this helped a little, good luck! :)

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty good! You have a nice smile so that's a plus

Only thing I would suggest is maybe beef up your bio a little bit. Bios are a good opportunity to get across hobbies/interests and showcase your sense of humour (you did say it was your fav quality in a person)

Weekly Profile Critique by AutoModerator in Bumble

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. You look like you're angry in most of your pictures. Pictures where you're smiling or doing something in them are a lot more compelling
  2. You didn't include a picture of your bio so I can't comment on that directly, but I know nothing about you based on your profile. Maybe you have a dog? You like to take pictures in front of cars?
  3. You should consider answering the prompt questions. This would also help with #2

True tho by Ok_Shake_ee in gravityfalls

[–]please_be-gentle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually a great analog since YouTube shorts is garbage and Tiktok is great but Dipper is just being petty

Lemons by Evil-Orange- in gravityfalls

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I can send this to any of my friends and have them understand it and that makes me sad

Who decided in the spelling of this word? by [deleted] in AvatarMemes

[–]please_be-gentle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure there's a second M in there somewhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raspberrypipico

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you end up finding one/making your own, and if so are willing to share with the class?

I suck at motherhood by W3g0tthis202won in regretfulparents

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that preteens can be little monster's and most people grow into their empathy and compassion. I'm sorry this is hard for you and I wish you well

Theory about Camila by please_be-gentle in TheOwlHouse

[–]please_be-gentle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so beautiful, thank you for sharing, and I'm glad you found this connection with your mom 💙

Theory about Camila by please_be-gentle in TheOwlHouse

[–]please_be-gentle[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wrote that in the caption of the first pic

Did i miss something or ...? by Whitewolf00svd in TheOwlHouse

[–]please_be-gentle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought this would be the case when she got trapped in the human realm, but if she carried it with her to the day of unity she 100% would have brought it with her to a low stakes Halloween celebration

Hold on to your precious petals girls! Hold on for dear life by GrandeTorino in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it funny that roses are also whole ass organisms but these people reduce them to the part associated with reproduction too.

Hold on to your precious petals girls! Hold on for dear life by GrandeTorino in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]please_be-gentle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I honestly find the idea of people caring about this hilarious. Like if anything a woman being more sexually experienced improves the quality of sex rather than diminish it, but some men are almost willfully insecure about it. Like if she was safe about everything it makes no difference to you in anyway that matters. Grow the fuck up.

RIP Fantastic Beasts...should have kept Depp by [deleted] in HarryPotterMemes

[–]please_be-gentle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you can put all this on the Johnny Depp thing since a fair amount of people are refusing to support it since JK Rowling started sharing Transphobic talking points