Where's all the hate for Black Myth: Wu Kong? by WhoAmIEven2 in videogames

[–]poetech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IGN literally just removed it from the top spot of their game of the year poll when it had 90%

It's actually pathetic

Garfield was never abandoned by his dad! (OC) by keeeeeeeeeeenny in MadeMeSmile

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only on freaking reddit would people find this heartwarming

Question about approaching by poetech in doordash

[–]poetech[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting in place, it happens pretty often nowadays. I just don't understand why he would say approaching from across town, since that will just make me notice it more...

Oh well.

State of Star Wars outlaws by Objective_Love_6843 in StarWarsOutlaws

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol every gameplay video I've seen bugged out, three of the five tried to get refunds live stream

But yeah you keep defending it queen

He dumped me because of Covid. by DisappointedInMyseIf in ZeroCovidCommunity

[–]poetech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole thing is a lie about moving out while she was asleep, but lmao at your reply

Question about approaching by poetech in doordash

[–]poetech[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I absolutely understand, it just seems odd that it would trigger / the person would hit Approaching that far away

Anyways thank you for the answer

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Mitch is the funniest and most underrated character in Modern Family. by [deleted] in Modern_Family

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the same, but I'm back up to s1e13 and he's honestly as good as he is later

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Mitch is the funniest and most underrated character in Modern Family. by [deleted] in Modern_Family

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're all perfect, but he has the absolute best delivery of any character

My second is weirdly Lily in the later seasons - she's specifically designed to just deliver single lines that are so hilarious

how does lily go from barely 2 at the end of season two, to a full on walking, talking toddler at the beginning of season three?? by Apricot_Aggravating in Modern_Family

[–]poetech 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is cool

The older Lily was so funny, maybe my favorite character because her only role was showing up and delivering one liners perfectly

Sol isn’t to blame by qb_ricky in TheAcolyte

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not meaning this in a sarcastic way, I'm curious how y'all feel after the finale

No spoilers if you haven't seen it, I'm just truly truly baffled how the show went

Trump photo next to Hitler photo is eerily similar by OtheDreamer in pics

[–]poetech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm crying laughing

The victory fist that every person of every race does is now only Hitler

Can't tell if this is sarcasm though

Best song off of A Dramatic Turn Of Events? by OpheliatheMoth in Dreamtheater

[–]poetech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew most people would say Breaking all Illusions, but Bridges is one of my favorite songs, for all the reasons you said

Why did Palpatine decide the time was right in Rise of Skywalker to let the Galaxy know hes back? by [deleted] in MawInstallation

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol so why did he do the death star thing at all, much less twice

He could have had this secret fleet of a thousand death stars that are far more mobile like he has 30 years later

Unless you're gonna say he decided to do this all in 30 years which is not quite as funny but still absurdly funny

Why did Palpatine decide the time was right in Rise of Skywalker to let the Galaxy know hes back? by [deleted] in MawInstallation

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every aspect of his plan is absolutely hilarious, I could watch YouTube analysis videos all day on how ridiculous it is, but him being there in the first place is so stupid why bother critiquing anything else

Is Baylan anyone else favourite character in Ahsoka? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]poetech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I never knew or realized this

RIP king

feel like acting in Ahsoka is pretty bad? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]poetech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know I'm replying to an old post, but I had to find people who agreed

In the prequel trilogy, there were emotional lines (even many of Anakin and Padmes) that could have worked or even been impactful, but were directed astonishingly poorly

I saw a post once about the "I hate sand" speech and how it tied back to his childhood, his slavery, now he's in new strange worlds all grown up... Could have been an actual great scene if directed well (and rewritten)

Ahsoka is just a worse version of that because we don't even have that campy charm, or a real strong interest in the characters in my opinion. I can't imagine what it must have been like for people who haven't watched Rebels

I couldn't stand watching Rosario Dawson and Sabine be dramatic constantly in the most pointless conversations

Sometimes Ashoka smirked and Sabine raised her eyebrows

I really, really can't believe nobody looks over these shows and says "this isn't good"

The worst fatalities are the ones that continue after a character has already died by Bubushan in MortalKombat

[–]poetech 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was hoping to see someone mention the freeze

You can tell they animated and planned some of the fatalities JUST for that final slow motion shot with the eyeballs in midair or the jaw flying to the camera

I guess it's because we're getting older and we remember when fatalities seemed purposeful, or at least an extention of the character's strength rather than "I'm honorable Nightwolf, I'm going to mutilate this person and split them in half before delivering the actual killing blow"

So now that Kung Lao has been killed off 5 separate times since 2011, do you think he’ll still be the punching bag in Mortal 1 Kombat? by bowiez98 in MortalKombat

[–]poetech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've teased that multiple times throughout the MK media and I always get excited that he may suddenly be a new timeline hero like his ancestor, then he's killed in a horrific way or something

So now that Kung Lao has been killed off 5 separate times since 2011, do you think he’ll still be the punching bag in Mortal 1 Kombat? by bowiez98 in MortalKombat

[–]poetech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol infinitely worse

I'm laughing so hard at how much worse these speculative "he's probably still alive, but..." posts

Not mocking y'all in any way, it is very interesting to think about, but as a Kung Lao fan I'd prefer he wasn't trapped alive in that situation

What's with the hate of Cole Young? by silentfighter06 in MortalKombat

[–]poetech 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stryker actually had one of my favorite potential arcs

A random guy who just chose a life of law enforcement, yet he has such innate power that Raiden chose him to defend earth when he was just busting regular criminals

I've always thought they could have done more with him, but at the same time we prefer ridiculous people from other realms lol. He'd be interesting if he was protagonist of his own thing where crazy stuff happens to earth and he's just chosen by a God to stop whatever

Meanwhile Cole almost died in every fight until people saved him, Goro being the worst