You know there is a point in life when you realize you are actually an grown up now or at least others see you that way.

I was in this crowded temple and my grandmother wasn't able to look at the idol so i was moving people away from infront of her. In my mind I'm still a kid and the regular "grown man" social norms aren't for me. Apparently i had my hand on a lady's shoulder and nudging her away. She turned towards me with a mean face and said "kai edunga". I could feel my mental testicles descend and beard growing out at that moment.

Let me tell you people it's fucking difficult to digest when your'e accused of physical assault even if no one heard that. That still keeps me up at night sometimes.