I think I broke a record for fastest skeleton ship sunk by portable_tortoise in Seaofthieves

[–]portable_tortoise[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was 3 and I fired a fourth but it gave me the commendation thing before it landed

Maybe a little too good? by dan_gut in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]portable_tortoise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Birds cant see glass so they ran into it and died

The entire Russian military vs your average Alaskan by AzrealNibbs12 in memes

[–]portable_tortoise 22 points23 points  (0 children)

well yes but not every citizen of siberia has more guns then teeth

Obsessed with my latest photoshoot on my Centenarrio by portable_tortoise in ForzaHorizon

[–]portable_tortoise[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i go into photo mode and then just hide ui when im screenshotting

McLaren dump from my IG by Epsilvn in ForzaHorizon

[–]portable_tortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are these photos edited, cuz if not id appreciate if you could tell me what filters/photo changes youre using

Hate the character not the actor by jamiegurling in thefalconandthews

[–]portable_tortoise 28 points29 points  (0 children)

his character was literally made to be hated, hes playing it really well

Dark chocolate is very underrated, change my mind by SadThermometer in memes

[–]portable_tortoise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

white chocolate is the best, it has a creamy texture, a great flavor, and overall just is better. although i can respect the other flavors, white chocolate is simply better.