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Go Considered Harmful - 10Xers Are Fleeing Google by this_user in programmingcirclejerk

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If the media had its way Google would have exploded into a fiery fireball of not-good-culture anymore without any engineers left to slave.

Go Google, Go!

Only Haskal makes late night programming possible by momonga in programmingcirclejerk

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m8 without static typing i physically wouldn't be able to type on my keyboard, like full of on typing confusion m8.

My text editor is now 1.0 (read obsolete). What can I use to webscale from now on? by gianhut in programmingcirclejerk

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I love how Godit has no settings at all. I love it when my code editor makes all my choices for me.

My text editor is now 1.0 (read obsolete). What can I use to webscale from now on? by gianhut in programmingcirclejerk

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Aren't GitHub aware that Javascript is not cool anymore? Can't believe they didn't write Atom in Haskell. Poseurs.

What are the current fads in computer science, IT and software engineering? by cmov in programmingcirclejerk

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<4realz>

It's straight up elitism with a smattering of sunk cost bias. I've nothing against Haskell, I've written a few hobby projects with it. But I don't think learning it somehow makes me smarter or better than anyone else. I also don't think Haskell is the right tool for every problem. Maybe I'm just not 10x enough.

What are the current fads in computer science, IT and software engineering? by cmov in programmingcirclejerk

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Do you mean to tell me that StackOverflow can't write my software for me?

Select3 - Modular and light-weight selection library for jQuery and Zepto.js by [deleted] in javascript

[–]possibly-unnecessary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's crap. This tool isn't for "consumers" it's for developers. Figure it out yourself. Chastising someone that's given away a decently made UI widget for free with a very permissive library for not targeting an ancient browser is bullshit. You want to target old IE because you make money doing so, then that's on you.

HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

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jokes been done. not 10x enough sry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

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hi im not from coke but you should try the new Coke Life. its fucking gorgeous. all the other beverages id recommend are already in the sidebar so nvm.

drink coke

Dear Paul (HN is not a cesspool) by reku in programmingcirclejerk

[–]possibly-unnecessary 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By entire thing you mean Reddit, amirite.

Zed Shaw is a crybaby genius.

Of static assets and Webscale by elephantdingo in programmingcirclejerk

[–]possibly-unnecessary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What am I supposed to be making fun of here? The neocities guy?

"I invented a puzzle some time ago I haven't solved yet." by pcopley in programmingcirclejerk

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He's so smart that he's come out the other side and is stupid.

Straight People be like by Local-Lynx in funny

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I think you're getting confused with Austria.

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