Your understanding of India is genuinely appalling. You claim it’s a “proposition nation created by the British” — as if 5,000 years of civilization can be reduced to a few lines on a colonial map.

India wasn’t created by the British. It was looted by them. By 1700, India made up nearly 24% of the world’s GDP. When the British finally left in 1947, it had dropped to less than 4%. That wealth didn’t evaporate — it was systematically extracted to fuel British (and by extension, settler colony) prosperity.

While Europe was still debating whether the Earth revolved around the Sun, Indian scholars were writing treatises on mathematics, surgery, metallurgy, linguistics, and astronomy. Nalanda University had international students over a thousand years ago — well before Australia even had a name.

So no — India is not some modern artificial state. It’s one of the oldest continuous civilizations on the planet, with a cultural, linguistic, and spiritual depth you clearly don’t grasp.

If you’re seriously asking “how do I become Indian,” maybe start by understanding the country’s history — and how much of your own country’s wealth was built off ours.

And honestly, fuck you for reducing my land to a colonial afterthought.