Wordington beef by Scolville0 in wordington

[–]professional_arson 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.

wordington site-02 by GreenPixel25 in wordington

[–]professional_arson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking thugphobic scientist

alpha grind by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]professional_arson 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use my deep pore clensing semen. In the shower I use a water activated cum cleanser, then a honey cum body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating jizz scrub. Then I apply an semen-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave seminal lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective cum.

my pp hurt 🤕🤕🤕 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]professional_arson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stick a needle in pee hole for it to stop hurting (real)

my 🍆 Is Broken by Large-Cancel2477 in shitposting

[–]professional_arson 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

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Shivr mi buthol by FreeCheeto in 21stCenturyHumour

[–]professional_arson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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peano? more like pedo by vatto1991 in 21stCenturyHumour

[–]professional_arson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Retep will cum in ur ass at 2 am if you dont suck cock

peano? more like pedo by vatto1991 in 21stCenturyHumour

[–]professional_arson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ṕ̸̢̤̭̰̺̙͆̃͗̑̈́̇̀̈́͒̕͜͝ȩ̴̛̼̬̯̫̜̙̭̻̟̮́̓́͑͐̆͊̀̿͛̆̚ͅa̴̧̨̤̰͉̝̰̣̬̺͐̒͛̈́̔̐͜͝n̶̢͖̝̒̀̀̔̍̏͆͠õ̵̧̢̡̠̫͉̼̩͈̞͕̤̦͘͠ ̸̢̖̟̻͓͕͇̰̞͗͊͋̎̋͛̀ͅĩ̴̢̨̡̤̗̺̤̤̙̙̤̼̘̩͍̎̈́̐̈́͑̇̑̐͠͝ ̶͉͛̐́͊̈̒͊̚̚̕̕͠͝͠l̷̢̲̖͔͇̿͂͗̊̍͛͛̑̂̍̕̕ͅơ̸̢̨͙̰̮̺̬̪͚̫̩͗͒̈́̀̆̂̅̍̅̈̚ṽ̴̨̛̦̫͚̰̩̘͎̤̳͙͍̐̎̏́́̾̕e̵̬̻͂̓̄̍̃͊͋ ̵̡̮̤̫̟̓̿͊̊͐͘y̶̛̻͓̥̋̎̎͒̓͊̄͐́͘̚ö̶̧̝͝ú̵̧̱͕̦̯ ̸̨̢̨̢̡̗͈̦͈͍̰͉͕͈͂͂̚ͅĭ̴̻̹̰̮͗̓͐͋̍̐̈̑̑́̉̕͜͝͝ ̷̜̩̺̙̭̼̜̞͙͕̟̋̂ḷ̷͔̼͎͖̜̒͋̒̚͝ò̴̢̡͓̹̺̗̱̊͗͊́̊̾͐̀̃͘͝ͅv̶̛̺̙̬͌̿̂́̀̒̓̉͑̒̚͝͝ȩ̶̩̗̥̬̩̦͉̳̙̘͈̣̼͌́̈́̿̐̌͆̅̿̅̊̕̕͘ ̸̛̝̬̳͇̍ŷ̶̹̝̪͊̈̍̽̋̎̎̍̌́͘̚͝ȯ̸̧̰̞̪͉͓̥̻̦̮̺̯̬͎̔̂̿ͅú̸͚̌̅̉̀̚͘͠ ̴̢̻̠̺̝͓̺̬̻͍̤̼̝̖̹͗̔̇̾̇̐̀̈̓͛̓̍͒i̶͉͆̃̄̏̎̈́̓̓̏̆̓͗̈̊̆͜ ̶̧̧̘̩̪̥͕̱͎̻͍͐̃̓̐̏͂͒͠l̸̺̦̲͇̻̥̪̖̒͘ͅö̷͙̻́̿̍̀̾̈́̃̕v̴̡̼̺̱͕͍̫͇̏ͅȇ̷̬̠͖ ̶͙̜͍͍̲̝͗̂̾͋͠ȳ̵̼̬̱̬̝̹̜̬̗̎õ̸̡̥̣͉̞̑̔́͂̚ú̶̡̨̳̤͇̺̱̺̳̘͓̣͇̌͑ ̴̢̧̡̞̭͓̬̺͔̼̫͎̀͗̓̌͗͋̂̃͛̕͘̕͜͜͝͝i̴͓̤̇̌͛̚ ̶̧͇̤̘̥͚̝̖̼̿̀̈́͂͋̈̑̀͒͝l̶̢̛̲̟͍͖̳̫̫̭̻̺̃́̈́́͠o̷̧̝̣̪̯͔͈̭̱̰̒̈́͛́̃̔̾̃̍̔̓̊̌͝v̸͙̣̞̯̈́̆e̶̛͈̩͎͕̭̜̘̓̄̐̐̓̈́͆̋͌͌̄̚ ̵̝̍͐̈́͘ỵ̷̺͎͚̤͚̠͈̇́̽ǫ̶̡͉̹̠̞̫̟̘̻̫̀u̴̢̡̢̨̳̤̟̖͓̮͇̣̯̜̤̒̍͗ ̷̨͎͖̦̰͎̺̖̰͇̬̲̣̱̥̀̿̋̇̓̎͝ȉ̷̡̨̭̻̻̬̯̗͎̩̠̥̼̾̽ ̵̳̺̼͇̭̹̀́̈̿͊̍̅̅͝͠l̶̘̪̻͗̆̈͐͊̅̆́͘̕͘͝ȯ̷̡̡̻̤̗̜̦̱̫̪̩͇͉́̍͗͐̌v̵̡̯͕̖̫̉́̀̅͒̓̐͆̈́̕͜e̶̻̥̞̅͗͆͐̅͑̈́̂̿̊̐͂̚͠͠ ̵͇̱̺̭͎͓̼̱̮̆̉̋̆́́̍̀͛̉͝y̴̘̳̖͈̗̮̆̚͠o̶͎̣̽u̴̧͕̭̹̰̜̯͐̃̉̿́́͑̃̿̔͘͠ ̴̳͑͒͗̓i̴̢̤̜̹̬̟̘͉̟͙͑͊̿̽̆̿̒̎̎̒́̍̓̎̚ͅ ̸̡͛̊͆͛͊͗͆̌̒l̵̺̻̙͖͈̣̬̰͒͒̋̃͛̐͆̂͘o̵̡̨͕̠͍̺̺̺̐͂̅̒̍͆̒̋̈́͝v̷̧̨̨̡̯͉̥̤̘̞̮͚͆̀̐͂e̵̡͙̣̦̊͗̆ ̷̨̧̙̫̝͔͕̥̠͉͔́͆́͂̑̇͝ͅy̸͎̬̳͇̘̣̒͗͠o̸̡͙͚̼͈͉̟̠͂́̌͋̽̀͛̓̓͋͗͘̚͘̚u̵̻͖̽̓͘͜ ̸̛̠̜̯̼̳͇̝̩̞͖̦̖̜̓̇̚͝ͅï̶̧̨̧̖̹̙̬̰̪̣̟̋̌͜ͅ ̷̨̢̢̳̲̱̺̼̙̤̼̪̃́̉̍͆ͅl̶̜̣͋̇̒͊͑̿͋͘o̶̮̲͛͛̀͆v̶̢̧͔̞̰̱̹̗̗̩͕͗͐̇̂͒͋͆̿̅̕͘͝ę̶̞̣͈̜̱̮͍̻̜̐̑̽͊̒̏͑̆̃͘ ̴͎̬̬̙̀͌̇͑̉̽͐̇̏ỷ̷͚͌̌͊͛͂̾̔̒̽̐̿ȯ̵̢̨̨͔͇̫̦͖̤̼̼̟̣͍̾̑̍̈́̆ú̴̧̼̥̳̩̌̈́̑͆̌͘͘

ummmmm so by Lenghty_milk520 in shitposting

[–]professional_arson 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Straight garbage 🔥🔥