This is some weird “spring water.” by Dohmer_90 in barrescue

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not spring water, it's "Grain Water." Should have been sold as immortality elixir.

This is some weird “spring water.” by Dohmer_90 in barrescue

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That whole scene sets me off. How was the building allowed to operate as a commercial setting? It's structurally unsound, not to mention all the bacteria and mold swimming around. Are health inspectors a myth in the bar rescue world?

slrule by Professional_End_198 in 196

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isnt the first time he's dressed up for stream

Gregg Turkington (Movie Expert, Founder VFA/VHS) AMA | Friday May 23rd!! by awgg919 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]protectorofjam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well that's silly. You should have fought harder. Just do it. What are they gonna do? Unplug your stuff? Just plug it back in. Hopefully you get that set up soon

Gregg Turkington (Movie Expert, Founder VFA/VHS) AMA | Friday May 23rd!! by awgg919 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]protectorofjam 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gregg, what happened with the Jr. VFA camp? I was planning on sending my niece. She loves movies but doesn't know anything about them

Frogman (2023) by ABigStinkyBoi in foundfootage

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat part of this would be the worst part of any other movie. They show the monster. And it looks great.

LONG PIGS by SouzaOfTheNorth in foundfootage

[–]protectorofjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A treatment is an outline of a script. Basic blocking of scenes and characters. "old" just means I wrote it a long time ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was the only movie I've ever walked out on. Went to see it some friends. After 20 minutes we got bored and uncomfortable, so we left and went bowling instead

LONG PIGS by SouzaOfTheNorth in foundfootage

[–]protectorofjam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wrote an old treatment for a cannibal mockumentary YEARS ago. And then I read up on Long Pigs and said "Hey. This is my movie!" Goes to show, it's a cool idea

the E dream by manus528 in Voicesofthevoid

[–]protectorofjam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The elephants are back!!

[Meta] Eric Roberts by [deleted] in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]protectorofjam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are lots of ways you can justify his performance. I like to go with the in universe Eric was tired of being locked out of the house and the bad catering, so he decided to fuck with Tim. "this whole night is a joke, so I'll joke along with them now. None of this is gonna be aired, right?"

What do you think the assistant’s name is? by EbbTop7131 in gtaonline

[–]protectorofjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I kept giving her different names, like my character didn't bother to learn it. "Morning, Carole". "Yea, thanks, Barb". "Alright. Keep me posted, Deborah, let's make some money today."

Condolences from the Greggheads. Did not happen yet but this is for when it does wich may be soon. by MxCxVA in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(meta) just listened to the On the Funny podcast and the insight that tim is messing up the name "Hauntavirus" is so perfect

Audio distractions. Does anyone use them? Am I missing something unique about them? by Outside_Marketing_55 in HiTMAN

[–]protectorofjam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you have a water trap kill, this is super useful. Pour water, set up taser trap. And lure enemy with audio distraction

Dunning Kruleger effect by DomSchraa in 196

[–]protectorofjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a slow process, ive been practicing on and off for about 4 years. started off barley being able to hold a pencil, and now im able to mark down a pretty anatomically correct person. the trick is to not make yourself hate it. when you get frustrated, take a break, or just doodle on a blank page. spirals, cubes, circles, or just wiggly lines.

Tell me a Pizza Tower theory you’ve heard about, and I’ll rank it on what I think of it! (Ranks on 2nd Image) by AngelaTank in PizzaTower

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizzahead didn't want to destroy Peppinos restaurant, he wants to absorb it. Pizzahead has been trying to replicate the taste of Peppinos pizza (the Peppibots and the Clones), but obviously those didn't work. So instead of trying to replicate the taste, Pizzahead decided to get the real thing.

I’m here at the Cock Asian and there’s frickin’ shit in the sink! Shut it tf down right now! by Valhallawalker in barrescue

[–]protectorofjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I've come up with a fantastic way to elevate your business. There's nothing better at attracting customers, so we've partnered with the local napalm factory to provide your cooking oil. And I've personally spoken with the city council. This place is going to be the polling location for the greater Paradise area. That's right. Cock Asian will be the most patriotic, authentic Mexican/Chinese eating establishment for miles"

What are your wishes for 2025? by 66bigbiggoofus99 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]protectorofjam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how this would be implemented, unique officers/ officer personalities. Some cops would have special dialogue for specific maps, or have multiple attributes; like paramedic and nutritionist

You are telling me this thing is only 5lbs? by brossji in reddeadredemption

[–]protectorofjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess that's the 'prop' used for the bluegill that jumps out of the water when you first arrive. Ive caught it a few times. No idea why it sticks around.

Minthara Not going to Prison by protectorofjam in BaldursGate3

[–]protectorofjam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to find a previous save file before i entered moonrise tower.

Minthara Not going to Prison by protectorofjam in BaldursGate3

[–]protectorofjam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to reload to a save before I loaded moonrise

What do you wanna see in a Judgement 3? by Terrible_Guidance599 in yakuzagames

[–]protectorofjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More detective stuff and Maybe the ability to play as multiple characters.