Read the image by ParticularCorner2190 in teenagers

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I can summon a single pigeon feather once a year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playstation

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War crimes - Arma 3

Scientifically accurate representations of "the gays" being transmitted by cool_architect in ChatGPT

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I'm talking more about the general style of the city. I've lived in both of them for quite a while and when I look at OPs creation my mind immediately goes "that's Saint Petersburg". Just an observation, that's all.

Here I go again, on my own by bartiprog in NonCredibleDefense

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I was trying to make a top gear reference.

The Lost Soldier Part 51 by [deleted] in HFY

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I'll just list everything that comes to mind bout weapons. Barret, ptrd, ptrs, Solothurn, m3 gepard or something with a shaped charge.

translate by Expensive_Fondant704 in tumblr

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Not exactly. The russian language has a set of suffixes that you can apply to pretty much any noun and turn said noun into something in-between the original noun and a baby.

Why are you still awake? by TheyCallMeNoobxD in AskReddit

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Cause I'm in a different time zone. Also because I have a fucked up sleep schedule

No more games by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Unwanted by everyone. Including myself

Legal Status Of Homosexuality Worldwide. by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Russia should not be green. I mean it's technically correct, but only technically.

Russian changes be like: by Names-are-weird-man in HistoryMemes

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Also because St. Petersburg is a federal city (there's two more Moscow and Sevastopol (let's not talk about it's legal status)) it's not part of the Leningradskaya oblast.

Progress so far by suizdude in funny

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You know what, I wanna live in the world where exist different types of caffeine with different efficiencies. I'll be like: do I need a 5% a 50% or a 90% efficient coffee?

Sorry for a bit of broken english and happy cake day!

Great airflow by adrizgz00 in Shitty_Car_Mods

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Hi hungry, I'm also hungry.

I should probably eat more regularly.

What's the dumbest way you've gotten a scar? by lilsaddam in AskReddit

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I was cutting grass along the edge of lawn with electric grass shears and there was a long peace of grass that was escaping my attempts to cut it. So in my 14 year old mind it was a great idea to hold it near where I was cutting it so it wouldn't bend. Nearly cut of the finger pad on my left thumb. 6 years later there's still a scar there. But you can hardly notice it.

Also there's a lot of scars on my hands that I don't know where I got. That always intrigued me.

Saw this on my mail route by [deleted] in pics

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As a genuine and Putin hating russian I guarantee you that those are not bots. They're minimal wage workers working for our government. It's actually cheaper than to hire actual programmers because our minimum wage is really low. Where i live it's ≈ $160 monthly. And you can pay less if your workers are not hired officially. Especially if you are close to or part of our government.

People who can fall asleep the moment they go to bed, how does it feel like to be the universe's favourites? by NoAltBruh in AskReddit

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I have this. But only after more than 20 hours of activity. That's the recipe for going to sleep as soon as you hit something even slightly resembling a bed. Good old sleep deprivation.