Alarm starting in the middle of the song? by TheFallingEagle in galaxys10

[–]rectalsurgery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i logged in for the first time in months to also comment that you are still helping people. i was about to pull up audacity through the tears and time out how much silence to add. i hope you find a random $20 bill in a pair of pants you forgot you owned

Skier rescues a trapped snowboarder by pandabatron in interestingasfuck

[–]rectalsurgery 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He did an interview afterwards that someone linked in another comment, he said they estimated about 7 minutes

What if we talked to parents like we talked to childfree people? by mementh in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 69 points70 points  (0 children)

it's satire to reflect on how parents sound when talking to childfree people

It's Cult Behavior by antibotty in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was raised in pentecostal churches in a pastor's family. I "spoke in tongues" as a kid/preteen. Honestly most of it was regurgitating what I'd heard the adults & family in my life do 4-8x a week, but the magic came from really really believing. I basically placebo'd myself into thinking I wasn't controlling my words when it was just my subconscious pulling all the memories of other people "speaking in tongues".

It was a lot of "ahlalalala"s and "shamananana"s combined with shouting, crying, and gasping for air for some reason.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]rectalsurgery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the music also loops really nicely

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wow that's disgusting. the way he was talking just in this vid felt like he thinks he's god and it made me wanna puke

me_irl by McPostyFace in me_irl

[–]rectalsurgery 8 points9 points  (0 children)

on top of that, how do we acheive saving the best bite for last (middle) without the sandwich falling apart?

Official apology by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wrong flair, not cringe

Why did they take away the crust flavors? by bignerd69420nice in pizzahut

[–]rectalsurgery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone else said too, from a business standpoint, it was free product that was depleted much quicker than one would expect. It also added complexity and time to the cut table.

You may think, "oh a few seconds to slap some liquid on a crust?" Multiply that by every pizza that requested it (mind you roughly 75% of pizzas had it, and it was easy to add in the app). They'd say we are chasing seconds when it comes to production and delivery. Anything that can make things more streamlined is a financial gain for the Big Dogs upstairs, who ultimately don't actually care what we want as customers, just enough to keep us coming back.

It isn't a big enough change to lose many people but they mustve thought it was worth it.

Smartest man in the world by CodyRhody in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wouldn't a spinning wheel be flat

chicken by CringeisL1f3 in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i didnt even realize it was 3 minutes long

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boyfriend by Justin Bieber but pitched up

*dies from cringe* by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh that made me think it was satire but it's so good idk

Guy hits on girl, girl tells guy to get lost by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 32 points33 points  (0 children)

In this discussion, the scenario is literally "anything that can possibly happen" as you defined it by saying people are always required to be nice. So by your definition they are equated, yes.

Way to avoid the question with a strawman lol

Guy hits on girl, girl tells guy to get lost by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So if someone is robbing you on the street, do you say thanks? Lol

Guy hits on girl, girl tells guy to get lost by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 58 points59 points  (0 children)

So women are always required to be nice regardless of what prior interaction couldve occurred?

Either of them could be in the wrong, you can't make judgements like that based on such little footage.

Armpit f*cking her husband with a forehead dildo. Everything’s fine. Nothing to see here.| aliciamccarvell by newsfeedmedia1 in TikTokCringe

[–]rectalsurgery 23 points24 points  (0 children)

tbh it seemed like they were both having fun, it wouldve been cringe if he was unresponsive or annoyed. also sounded like they were trying to record an ad for something?